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In & Out  Once there were 2 little skunks who lived with their mom in a tree in the woods. Their names were In & Out. In & Out LOVED to explore. But one day, In went missing! "Out!" said the mother skunk to Out, "Please go find In, I've been looking for him everywhere, but he's nowhere to be seen!" So Out set off to find his brother In. Soon, he came home with In trailing behind him. "Out," said his mother,"how did you find In?" "Instincts." out replied! -Paloma MATH  Q: Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? A: He worked it out with a pencil! -D GIVING BIRTH  There was a lady who was going into labor. Her doctor asked her if she would like use a new machine that converted all the pains of labor to the father of her baby. She and her husband, both agreed. So she began to give birth, the doctor turned the machine on so that the father would get 10% of the pain. No man had ever gone through the aweful pains of giving birth before. Her husband felt nothing! Neither did his wife, so the doctor turned the machine up to 25%. The husband still felt no pain so he said, "Turn it up to 75%!" "Ok." said the doctor, so he turned it up to 75%. The lady and her husband STILL felt no pain! "Well," said the husband, "then turn it up to 100%!!" So the doctor did just that!Both the lady and her husband were just fine!! After the lady had finished giving birth, many hours later, the 2 headed back home, feeling happy and in no pain at all. But when they got home, there, lying on the porch, was a dead mailman!!!! -Super Julie THREE TORTOISES   Once there were three tortoises. One day, the smallest one bought a banana split. But soon it began to rain. "Here," said the little tortoise, "I'll get an umbrella..but you 2 must promise not to eat my banana split!" "Well, ok!" said the 2 bigger tortoises. So off went the little tortoise to fetch an umbrella. 2 days later...the little tortoise had just a meter to go...to get the umbrella. All the rain was gone too. "Oh, who cares." exclaimed the bigger tortoise, "The little one still isn't back...let's just eat the banana split." The little tortoise that was over by the umbrella heard this and shouted. "I won't get the umbrella if you eat that banana split!!!" -Gill NUN  Q: What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A: A Roaming Catholic!! -Sarah SMELL  Q: Why does a fart smell? A: For the benefit of those who didn't hear it!! -D CINDY'S CORNER OF JOKES Q =Why did the fish Blush? A =Because it saw the ocean's bottom ---------------------------------------- Q =What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? A =Lettuce alone ---------------------------------------- Q =What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? A =Frost-bite ----------------------------------------- Q = Why is there only one Yogi Bear? A = Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo ------------------------------------------------------------- Q =Why did the boy take a ladder to school? A = It was a high school. ---------------------------------------------------- Q = How do you make a tissue dance? A = Put a little boogie in it -------------------------------------------- Hey if you wanna see who got an award from this page then check out Silly Awards. |
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