Grammmar Police?? You might be saying.Well, then I'll tell you about the Grammar Police!
The Grammar Police are a big bunch of annoying people who always correct your grammar.They have usually gone through English 10. They are everywhere!! You're never alone. You may think you are alone, think that you can just have a nice conversation with yourself when................WHAM!!!!Out they pop, correcting your grammar! When they sing a song, on the radio,they, sing it the way the grammar should be in the lyrics. When you talk to them, they correct your grammar. When they watch a TV show, they correct that persons grammar. Sometimes, they might go as far as calling you ignorant, or hating someone by the way they talk. They may brainwash you into correcting others grammar (and that's their whole plan). If a grammar police ever gets a hold of your e-mails or website, they will change around, what you say!
I HATE the Grammar Police!!!!! They cause me to go mental, and get frustrated!!!!! I smack them and shout at them, and do whatever I can to stop them from correcting me! Unfortunatly, I live with 2 Grammar Police. And listen to this, THEY ARE MY SISTERS!!!! One is a former Grammar Police, but the other has earned her award for The Head Grammar Police!
So now that you know what a Grammar Police,you're probably saying, "Oh! I know LOTS of those! And if you tell me more about them, Super Julie, I'm gonna puke!"
Well don't worry, that's a healthly reaction.
Remember: DON'T BECOME A GRAMMAR POLICE!!!
Or are you, already?
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