-Yo momma is so fat- I'll prove it. One day when I met her on the street with a pig under her arm. When I asked "Where'd you get that fat thing?", the pig replied "I won her in a carnival." -Yo momma's teeth so yellow she works at a movie theatre spitting on popcorn. Random funny yet inspirational quotes: -"If you're not living life on the edge, then you're taking up too much space." -"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is definitely not for you." More will be added when possible. Please email us your favorite jokes and hilarious stories at: teenpaparazzi@yahoo.com with the subject LMAO. Your name/nickname and joke could very well be posted!