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| Poke-phrases that dont make sense..... |
| Warning: MAY CONTAIN MATERIAL OF AN ADULT NATURE |
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| Continue The Tour Ash: I don't want to become a Pokémon Master! I wanna join Team Rocket! To protect the world from devastation! Nurse Joy: Get the hell outta my center you little twerps! Meowth: Can't we all just get along? Giovanni: Jessie and James, you're my best members! James: LEAVE ME ALONE JESSIE! I DON'T HAVE TO BE PUSHED AROUND BY YOU!! Cassidy: Jessie, you're right, you really are more beautiful. Butch: Wow! Look at all this fan mail I'm getting from people complimenting my voice! Ash: Gary! My love! Gary: Ash, I'm sorry I ever caused you any anguish. I've seen the light! And by the way, have you ever heard of the Jehovah's witnesses? They're really a great bunch of people! Brock: (Looking at a Nurse Joy) She's hideous! Togepi: Briiiii! (Must...Kill...Misty...) Jessie: Let's take the tank instead of the balloon today! Charizard: Ash, I'm ready and willing to obey you! James: I'm going to go back to school. I have higher expectations for my life. Jessie: Great! I'll pack you a lunch! Cassidy: I just realized how bitter I am. I'm going for therapy, wanna come Butch? Butch: No thanks, Cass, I've got voice lessons all day today. How do you think Meowth's accent would sound on me? Brock: I don't like girls anymore. I'm more into guys now....hey, James is looking pretty cute today. Ash: E = mc ² Misty: PSYDUCK! GO! Oh, no! It's Starmie! Psyduck: My headache's gone! Cheerleaders: Gary, you suck, we quit! Professor Oak: Forget you Ash, I'm going to pay more attention to my neglected grandson! Giovanni: I wuv you, you wuv me....we're a happy family..... Brock: Hehehe! My eyes are open! Jessie: You know, I'm getting kind of tired of using all this hairspray. It's probably damaging the environment and opening a huge hole in the ozone layer. I'm going to join the Army and get a buzzcut! Butch: I think I'll try out for the Manhattan Boy's Choir! Ash: (looking at Misty) Nice butt! Pikachu: Hey, Ash. Kiss my furry yellow ass. James: We've been electrocuted, dropped into canyons, blow up, set on fire, and a numerous amounts of other accidents. I have only one question -- How are we still alive? Jessie: I do not know. Jessie: That's it! I'm sick of these defeats! I'm calling my agent, maybe I can get on a real show, where I can win! Meowth: Jessie, James, it's been really great workin' wit yous, but I have ta carry out my dreams. I'm gonna elope wit Psyduck an' become a telemarketer! Mewtwo: Giovanni, I love you! (hugs him) Giovanni: I love you too! Ash: You're right, Giovanni is my dad! Mrs. Ketchum: And I've never been married! Giovanni: Son, let's play some baseball! Meowth: Hey look, it's da Persian! It sure seems nice! I love dose cats! Brock: I hate Pokémon! I hate them so-so much!!!!! Misty: Why I love James? Let me count the ways......... Ash: Have you ever wondered what our purpose is on this planet? I mean, we're just little specks in the scope of the universe, do our lives have any meaning at all? Misty: Uh, yeah. Why don't you go catch a nice Caterpie or something Ash? Jessie: Really James, you do far too much work around here! Let me take that heavy load for you. James: Thanks Jess! I'm going to go work on my manicure. Ash: Screw this, I'm sick of Pikachu, you can keep him, Team Rocket! Team Rocket: We changed our minds. You can keep him. Ash: No, you take him! I insist! Team Rocket: YOU!! Ash: Pikachu, Rabies attack now! Giovanni: Jessie, James, Meowth, let's all go out and get Slurpees. My treat! Tracey: I've hidden the truth for too long: I'm a woman. James, will you go out with me? James: Sorry Tracey, I'm going steady with Togepi! Misty: You child molester! Ash: Hey there, Jessie! (Hugs her) How's my best friend in the whole wide world? Ditto: I'm ashamed I'm such a copycat! Jessie: We're not going to try stealing Pikachu anymore. James: Yeah, we're going to become monks! Meowth: An' I'm gonna join da circus! Ash: Oh, come on! Frying you three is the only joy in my insignificant life! Richie (To Ash): Hey loser! I won and you lost! Ha-ha! Mewtwo: You want to enslave me? Sure! That sounds like tons of fun! Giovanni: Let's play Monopoly! Mewtwo: Why? You already own this happy crime syndicate! Mewtwo and Giovanni: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Brock: Quit hogging the spotlight Ash! I want to say all the stupid, pointless and completely obvious things today! Ash: Fine then, I'll cook and clean. I'll even wear that frilly apron of yours just for fun! Jessie: Hey, I have an idea! Let's just shoot Ash and grab Pikachu! James: But what about the censors? Jessie: Ever heard of South Park? Brock: Hey Misty! Wanna trade my Vulpix for your Psyduck? Meowth: Ya know, I'm tinkin' of gettin' declawed. It's da only way ta curb my violent urges! Jessie: Don't do it Meowth! Getting scratched is fun! James: Besides, who would chop the vegetables? Jessie: Oh God, I'm so ugly! Misty: No, you look beautiful! Come on, let's go get facials! Tracey: No, I'm not a Pokémon watcher, I'm really a stalker! Brock: What's the matter, Ash? Ash: I can't stand it anymore! I love her so much and she doesn't even notice me! Brock: Who, Misty? Ash: No! Jessie! James: (Talking to a dead fish) Oh, my love! How long have I waited for us to be together? From now on, nothing will come between us! Meowth: Hey, anybody seen that tuna I was gonna eat for dinner? Brock: I've had it with you two!! I had to live with a bunch of whiney brats for three years and survived, but I don't think I can do this anymore! ::Leaps off a cliff:: Ash: Lalalala......lalalalala.... Misty: Uh, Ash? What are you doing? Ash: Humming the Team Rocket theme song, of course! It's such a catchy tune! Giovanni: Did I tell you that I'm gay? And by the way, James, you look *really* sexy today! Why don't you come into my office and we'll discuss that raise you asked for *privately?* ::winks:: Nurse Joy: Brock, you've really got to curb your girl obsession! One of these days you're going to get sued for sexual harassment! Brock: You're right! My hormones are to blame, I'm going to go get a presciption for some estrogen. James: Jessie, I've thought long and hard about this, and I've decided... I want to be a woman! Jessie & Meowth: WHAT?!! James: I'm getting a sex change! Director: Cut! Ash:Oh, great! You messed it up again! Pikachu: Oh, be quiet! You're the one ruining the ratings! Misty: Where's Togepi? Ash's Mom: (walks into room) Scrambled eggs, anyone? Brock: Dammit! You f-censored-ing son of a -censored-! Ash: You know Misty, people expect us to kiss. Misty: (looking annoyed) What people? Ash: The children watching this show. Misty: Why? Ash: Because the producer's controlling them! It's a cliché that will let him make more money off the show. Misty & Ash: (facing the screen) There he is! Let's get him! Togepi: God, People hate me that much? I guess I'll jump off a cliff. Misty: Woo-hoo! Ash: Tracey, will you marry me? Richie: Hey, Ash! I'm the one who beat you! You're such a loser, you make me sick! I thought this was supposed to be a GOOD match! Giovanni: Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! There's little pink elephants running around on my dark scary desk! James: Boss, are you on drugs? Giovanni: Noooooo! Oh dear, I seem to have left my whiteout uncapped! Brock: Hey, I just bought a washing machine! Misty: How will you carry it around? Brock: ...Never you mind! This means that we can wash our clothes! Ash: Aw, come on Brock! I just got my hat nice and crispy the way I like it! Togepi: Priii! (Translation: I gotta get out of here... Someone get me out of here... These guys F-R-E-A-K me out!) Butch: Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you, that is how I know you go oooooooon! Cassidy: *sniff* It's so beautiful! I love Titanic! James: I'm going to marry my one true love... Jessebelle! Nurse Joy: What? About your Pokémon? Yeah, they're dead. Next! Ash: Let's take a look at this Playboy I just bought! Butch: Well, look who's here! James: Hello, old friend! (Pats him on the back) How's life? Butch: Well, better than ever. I must say thank you for bringing me and Jessie together. People say that we make a great couple. Cassidy: Butch, Jessie is the best woman that you could have. She's definitely something. James: Oh hey, there's the boss! Hey Giovanni, got any plans for Saturday night? I got a space filled in at the Sheraton Hotel... o.O Erika: Perfume is a cheap, stinky rip-off! Professer Oak: No, Ash, I wasn't about to eat! Ash: My name's Ash Ketchum and I'm gonna be the greatest Pokémon master of all time! ...Of course, I was being sarcastic. Gary's way better than I'll ever be and I'm perfectly content with that. Pikachu: Meowth! Slowpoke: (reading War and Peace and smoking a pipe) I believe I've calculated Pi to a billion decimal places. James: I've been keeping this a secret for a long time now, but I can't keep it in any longer. I... I... ...I love you, MEOWTH! Giovanni: I WANT MY MOMMY!!! Madam Boss (Giovanni's mom): How did I get stuck with such a loser son? And WHY THE HELL did I leave Team Rocket to you?! Misty: You know, Psyduck really is a great Pokemon. Come on, buddy! Let's go catch a Weedle! Jessebelle: James! You're not running properly! James: F-censored-ck off! Jessebelle: You're not swearing properly! Ash: I pledge allegence to the flag of the United Flakes of America... Misty: We're Japanese, stupid! Brock: (thinking) United Flakes? Well, at least he's got the flake part right. There's no bigger flake then him! Misty: Why don't we just call the police and have Team Rocket arrested for harrassment? Ash: Because that would make too much sense! Brock: Besides, Jessie's such a hottie! Togepi: Hey Misty! Quit calling me cute and get me outta this eggshell! James: I'd like to trade a Mewtwo for a magikarp... Jessie: That does it Ash! We're suing you for assualt! James: I'm telling you, we're a cartoon! Grampa Simpson: Burn him for this blasphemy! Ash: Hand over the Pikachu, Twerps! Team Rocket: Uhhh... we don't have a Pikachu... Ash: Oh... well then... Hand over the Meowth, then! This one has to be my favourite one...... Misty: (moaning with pleasure) Oh Ash....ASH!...AAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHH!!! James: (hiding in the bushes) You know Jess, we should really stop spying on them. This is WAY more than I ever wanted to know! Ash: (overhearing him) Oh yeah, like we can't hear you two when YOU do it! Brock: Hi, I'm Brock, your host of the first annual "Tracey-bashing Contest!" Jessie: Ever noticed anything weird in the air recently? James: Yeah, people make adult fics about us. Professor Oak: It is all our sole responsibility to torture, maim, rape and VICIOUSLY KILL our pokémon! Brock: You know Ash, I've been thinking and I've got a great breeder idea. We should breed humans with Pokémon! (o_O) |
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