YO MAMA'S SO STUPID... - THESE JOKES ARE THANKS TO KRILLIN CLICK HERE TO GO TO HIS SITE - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/tatalmwf/YO_MAMAS_SO

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the

'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking

through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.

Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said

"Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around

the inside of a Froot Loop.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned

around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and

a Coke."

Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!

Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes

Wednesday too."

Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she

put "O.K."

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.

Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all

over the screen.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah

Levis?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama's so stupid, she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna

know".

Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.

Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button

in "9-1-1"

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.

Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.

Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.

Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she wemt to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.

Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

MICK

~mailto:MickFoley1967@aol.com

Sign Guestbook

View Guestbook

Visitors: 01596

Page Updated Tue May 11, 1999 4:11pm EDT