ARTICLE #1-Statement of Love-The Kiss
1. Hand on the cheek---"I adore You!"
2. On the cheek---"Just Friends."
3. On the neck---"I want you."
4. On the lips---"I love you!!!"
5. On the ear---"Just Joking"
6. Anywhere else---"Don't get carried AWAY!"
7. Looking into your eyes---"Kiss Me!"
8. Hands On waist---"I Love you too much to let go!"
ARTICLE #2-The Three Steps
1. Girl-If the boy gets fresh, SLAP HIM!
2. Boy-If the girl slaps you, KISS HER!
3. BOTH-Close your eyes! It's rude to stare!!!
ARTICLE #3-The Three Commandments
1. Thou shalt squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shalt ask for a kiss, Thou shalt take one!
3. Thou shalt kiss on every opportunity!
ARTICLE #4-MUST
After reading this, you must kiss the person who gave it to you UNLESS your personnal preference dictates you not too, or they are TOO far away!
REMEMBER...
A Peach is a Peach,
A plum is a Plum
A kiss isn't a kiss,
Without some tounge!
So, Open your mouth,
And close your eyes,
And GIVE YOUR TOUNGE SOME EXERCISE!!!!
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