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| A 50-ish year-old woman runs up to her husband and says "Harvey, what do you think of my new braless look? Does it make me look younger?" Harvey says "YES! It takes all the wrinkles out of your face!" You're so fat your mama has to iron your clothes on the DRIVEWAY!!! Why don't you get off my mama.... cuz i just got off yours! You're so UGLY when i took you to the zoo, the zookeeper said "thanx for bringing her back!" Your butt is so BIG, You let a fart and the earth went out of ORBIT! Your butt is so TiGhT when you fart only the dogz hear it! You're So ugly when you were born, the doctor slapped your mama! John: "Hey Larry, member when we were little kids, and we used to blow bubbles?" Larry: 'Sure' John: "well, i saw him the other day and he said to say hello!" How do you keep an idiot waiting? I'll tell you later. You're so ugly, your mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you! Hey, If i pay for the plastic surgery will you do it? You are so bad at making jokes you... you... EAT LEAVES! After talking about someone, If they come up to you and say "If you have something to say about me, say it to my face!" Just say "NO, cuz then i'd have to look at it!" Your family has been on welfare SOO long, Your grandpa's Face is on foodstamps! Your dad is like sement, it takes him 2 dayz to get hard! If my dog was a ugly as you, I'd tell it to shave it's butt and walk backwards! Hey, What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants it's ass back?!?! Got Any jokes E-mail me! |
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