FuN PrAnK cAlLs....i know from experience! - These R fun! - Personal - http://maxpages.com/tarasfaq/Fun_Prank

I got this from a mass e-mail, and this is for SHEER ENTERTAINMENT ONLY!! I am not trying to influence anyone to actually do this!!
(But if you do, E-mail me and tell me how it went!!)

* call Powerade and say I was at this basketball game once and I was drinking powerade and it didnt give me enough power and the other team was drinking gatorade and they won...

* call oatmeal and say do you think you could set up a date on Sat. with the oatmeal guy....

These are both phone pranks for Goldfish:

Say "Hello? I wanted to know WHY MY GOLDFISH DON'T TALK AND EXPLODE BOMBS LIKE THE ONES ON THE COMMERCIAL?!?" Start to cry until they give you a reasonable explanation.
OR...
While gasping frantically say "HELP! Help ME PLEASE! (gasp!) I have a GOLDFISH UP MY NOSE!"

Call any number and no matter who picks up say "Hello Bobby?", when the person on the other end of the phone says, "No, I think you have the wrong number", say "Oh, Bobby, you know it drives me wild when you talk questionable to me!" Carry on the conversation as if you were talking to "Bobby" with every thing the other person says. If they hang up on you, know that you have done your job as a supreme annoyance - and try another number.

Call 1-800-JB-Beans and ask to speak with Mr. Jelly Belly, when they tell you that he's not in, pretend to throw a temper tantrum and start to cry. Scream "NO! I have to talk to him - NOOO!"... 20 seconds later call back and say "This is that same little girl. I told my mommy and she said that if I don't get to talk to Mr. Jelly belly, you're gonna get in trouble!".

Call 1-8-000-99-JENNY and tell the person who picks up the phone that you need to lose 399 pounds now. Note: be realistic and they will believe you. The usually tell you that they are going to call you in for a consoltation at that point you start sobbing and saying "i just don't wanna be fat anymore, i look like a blimp..." Then tell them the information they need - name, address, phone, etc. (Hint, Hint: it's fun to give them the name, adress and phone number of someone you really hate! hehehe...) go through with the phonecall, it's a harmless, but FUN prank that is one of my faves.

Call 1-800-GO-RICKY (ricky lake show) or any other 1-800 number you find at the end of a talk show and you'll get an answering machine. Leave a looooong and detailed message about how you recently noticed that your boyfriend had a boyfriend and that it was your dad... Leave the name and number of either a random person in the phonebook, or your enemy.

- Call Mr. Gatties and or order someone a pizza. Make sure that when they ask for a phone number you never give the number of the person you are pranking. In my experience, they call the number you give them right back if they suspect it being a prank. So if you give them your number, make sure you pick up the phone and play along when they call back. If not, most likely you will get busted... hehehe. But it works.

- Call Quaker Oatmeal and ask when he's free for a date.

- Call Rice Krispies and tell them your name is Krackel and that you MUST speak with Snap immediantly because it is an emergency

- Call Holiday Inn and tell them that you just escaped from prison and need a place to stay. Ask them about their room service.

- Call Keebler and complain about how unsanitary it is to bake cookies inside of a tree

- Call Goldfish and tell them that when you tried to put the little fish in a bowl of water, they were all dead. You want a refund pronto.

- Call Grape Nuts and tell them that you DID NOT get any raspberries in your cereal like it shows on the box

- Call random names from the phone book and ask them if they can speak pig latin. Whether they say yes or no, say to them "yebay istermay pamsay antspay". Then hang up.

- Ask random numbers surveys on spam.

- Call someone and play a special song into the phone on a kazzu.

- Call AT&T and say "is this AT&T?" when they tell you that it is AT&T, tell them that you are a spokesperson for Bob's Phone Service and that AT&T is GOIN' DOWN!

- Call a random number and ask "What's your name?", if they tell you, say "Oh, that's a nice name. I live on a park bench."

- Call KFC and say "How large are your breasts?".

- Call Dorito's and tell them to put ruffles in their chips. When they tell you that they already have ruffles in their chips say outraged, "Don't raise your voice with me! I am a highly respected chip critic and I would hardly say your doriton's- er.. doriko's-err.. whatever!.. have any ruffles at all. I was going to put you in my article for the upcoming people magazine - but NO! GOODBYE."

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