Written by Wyvern Stormhammer
"Wyvern, we need more fresh muhrooms," said Sabrewolf, "Would you go get some from the forest?" "OK," said i, knowing there was no danger going to Happy Forest.
But i was wrong, way wrong..........
i walked through Happy Forest looking for Fresh Mushrooms, which are red w/ blue speckles with the sweetest smell in te world. when i heard a pain-filled moaning behind me. i turned around half-expecting to be attacked. so, i did the first thing that popped in my head. i attacked first, swiping with my deadly 9-inch nails. i knocked three of the unknown attackers up against a tree, and the 3 split in half at the waist but their lower halves still lurched toward me, while their torsoes scraped along the ground. each torso then commanded it lower half to stop, then the halves joined together. and they continued toward me i was outnumbered so i GLAREd at them.
no effect. so i used my frost on them. they broke through the ice. so i picked the mushrooms and asked them who or what they were. the leader (i think he was) spoke to me even though he had no jaw or tongue, "we are the Zomboids, and we are indestructible." "that cannot be," said i, but remembering my spells and how they had had no effect, i learned it was true. remembering my lightning spell, i used it. but, it too, had no effect. so i used my last resort. i threw the mushrooms i had picked, and to my surprise, they evaporated like sugar in the rain. as they evaporated
they shouted out a defeated "Noooooooooooooooooo!" as they melted into oblivion, as i realized they were not indestructible. the healing powers of the mushroom had killed them. (again? first time?) as i realized they could be destroyed by white magic.
luckily for me i could test my theory. one Zomboid had survived the mushroom. so i conjured up my powers to do a white magic spell Cure. i was right, it killed him. so i continued picking the mushrooms whistling a tune i never heard of. it was later to be called "the flight of the valkyries". when i got back to Tre'ventook Castle, i told Blade and Sabrewolf what happened, about the Zomboids and how they could be defeated by white magic. then i gave Sabrewolf his mushrooms. |