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You might be a child of 80s if
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| You Might Be a Child of the 80's If... |
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| ...you won't walk into the place where you once knew every bartender on a first name basis because "there's too many kids there..." ...Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language... ...kids that work in restaurants and supermarkets are starting to piss you off by calling you "sir" or "ma'am"... ...you ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, or Cyndi Lauper video... ...you can remember singing along with Kim "We're the Kids in America" Wilde and not feeling age conscious... ...you know, by heart, the words to any "Weird" Al Yankovic song... ...you have begun to lust after women (or men) that it would be socially inappropriate for you to date due to their age... ...you remember the first time "Space: Above and Beyond" aired - it was called "Battlestar Galactica"... ...songs by Debbie Gibson still haunt you to this day... ...going to keg parties no longer involves hiding out in the woods when the cops show up... ...you're starting to get that "why aren't you married yet" shpiel, not just from parents, but now from friends that are married... ... you're parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway... ...when somone mentions two consecutive days of the week, the Happy Days theme is stuck in your head for hours on end... ...you remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first scene... ...you remember when Madonna was just hitting the scene... ...you've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last five years... ...the Brady Bunch movie brought back cool memories... ...you remember when "The Reflex" was a cool song... ...you remember, "Hey, let's be careful out there."... Three words: "Atari" "IntelliVision" and "Coleco". Sound familiar? ...you remember the days when "safe sex" meant "my parents are gone for the weekend"... ...you remember "Friday Night Videos" before the days of MTV... ...a predominant color in your childhood photos is "plaid"... ...while in high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get together again at the end of the century and play "1999" by Prince over and over again... ...you remember when music that was labeled "alternative" really was... ...you, yes you, sat down and memorized the entire lyric sheet to "It's the end of the world as we know it"... ...you took family trips BEFORE the invention of the mini-van. You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you in the tail-gunner position... ...you know all the words to the double album set of Grease... ...you ever had a Dorothy Hamill haircut... ...you sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed 867-5309 to see if Jenny would answer... ..."All skate, change directions" means something to you... ...you owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear... ...you bought a pair of Vans and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you could be just like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times as Ridgemont High... ...you owned a preppy handbook... ...you were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle for second hand reports... ...you remember when there was only PG and R none of this PG-13 crap... ...you learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the emotional scars to this day... ...you remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch... ...you actually believed everything Leonard Nimoy told you on "In Search Of..." ...your jaw would ache by the time you finished those brick sized packages of Bazooka gum... ...you know who Bo and Luke Duke are... ...you remember when VCRs cost $2,000... ...you remember when there was nothing strange about Bert and Ernie living together... ...you remember rotary dial telephones... ...you actually believed that Mikey, famed for his Life cereal commercials, died after eating a packet of pop rocks and drinking a Coke... ...the theme song to Greatest American Hero still comes back to you on occasion... ...you remember the days that hooking your computer into your television wasn't an expensive option that required gadgets - it was the ONLY option... ...you remember the original version of Windows: Macintosh... ...you thought "Weird Science" was a masterpiece... ...you actually know who Rick Springfield is... ...you remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and made your old Big Wheel obsolete... ...the phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter... ...you remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON... ...you jammed to the Miami Vice theme and thought Jan Hammer was cool... ...you wanted to move to Hawaii because that's where Magnum lived... ...you ever used the phrase "Kiss mah grits!" in conversation... ...you remember any or all of the following: Echo & the Bunnymen, Cutting Crew, Scritti Politti, or Orchestral Maneouvers in the Dark... ...you watched HR Puffenstuff as a child, but now that you're older, you really understand that it would have been much better had you known about drugs at the time... ...you've recently horrified yourself by using any one of the following phases: "When I was younger" "You know, back when..." "Because I SAID so, that's why" "Just can't (fill in the blank) like I used to" ...you can't remember a time when "going out for coffee" DIDN'T involve 49,000 selections to choose from... ...you're starting to view getting carded to buy alcohol as a GOOD thing, and you're ready to marry the next person who cards you when you want to buy cigarettes... ...at one point during your teenage years, you walked with a noticeable tilt to one side due to the number of plastic rings on that arm... ... "Celebration" by Kool & the Gang was one of the hot new songs when you first heard it at a school dance... ...the first time you ever kissed someone at a dance fell during "Crazy for You" by Madonna... ...there were at least three people in your school that voluntarily went by the names of "Skip" "Buffy" "Muffy" or "Dexter"... ...you ever owned one of those embarrassing crimping irons... ...you used to hold in your head the thought that all those gold chains on Mr. T actually looked kinda cool and the thought that Mr. T made millions seemed rational to you at the time... ... (guys) your first wet dream occurred to thoughts of Jeannie, Marsha Brady, Samantha from Bewitched or, for those hardcore comic fans out there, Daphne from Scooby Doo, Josie or any one of her Pussycats... ...(girls) you thought Shaun Cassidy was "dreamy", lusted after "Ted, your ship's photographer" on the Love Boat and Chachi, or, to keep it fair to the comically interested, thought Fred was just a hunk on Scooby Doo... ...you're still occasionally suffering flashbacks from your 21st birthday party... ...you're starting to dread you're 30th birthday, and have even begun going into denial about it's possibility... ...you're starting to believe that maybe 30 isn't so old after all, and it's those people over 40 you have to look out for... ...you freaked out when you found that you now fall into the "26 - 50" age category on most questionnaires... ...you wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist... ...you owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool... ...in your sophomore class picture, you're wearing an Izod shirt with the collar "up"... ...your "dressy" wardrobe centered on pastels and linen blazers - guys included... ...your hair, at some point in time in the 80's, became something which can only be described by the phrase "I was experimenting"... ...this timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life: Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think the creatures are WAY cool. Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in early double digit ages, and you are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are cool, and you want one of every collectible out there. Return of the Jedi hits the theaters...you are now a teenager, and you cannot get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt. You fantasize forever and ever about it, and send off to join every fan club for them on the planet, hanging posters, photos, and "teen"-type magazine spreads all over your walls and lockers at school... ...you're starting to believe (now that it wouldn't affect YOU) that maybe having the kids go to school year-round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all... ...you're doing absolutely nothing with anything pertaining to your major degree... ...you're finding that you just don't understand more than half the lingo used on MTV any more... ...(mostly guys on this one) sex is still as much fun as it used to be, and you're still really interested in it, but you just want to make sure there's nothing really good on cable that you'd be missing first... ...you ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon... ...U2 is too "popular" and "mainstream" for you now... ...you spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman or Wonder Woman or the Six Million Dollar Man... ...you had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding (on General Hospital)... ...your fondest childhood memory is when Skippy got his head stuck in the banister... ...you think the Two Coreys are "totally awesome"... ...you're still bitter that Wham! broke up... ...you type all of your term papers on a Commodore 64... ...the only video games you play are Frogger and Pac Man... ...you still have a shoebox full of Garbage Pail Kid cards... ...you know it's not "comma, comma, comma" it's karma... ...you harbor a secret dream of being slimed by Alistair... ...your prized possesion is a collection of "Return of the Jedi" Shrinky Dinks... ...you know whose number is 867-5309... ...you get depressed thinking about Anthony Michael Hall's career... ...you have a duck phone and ride around your house on a little train... ...you know that "Weird Science" was a movie before a tv show... ...your favorite party game is Hungry Hungry Hippos... ...you liked Tom Hanks better when he was a crossdresser... ...you know which Hollywood Square Jim J Bullock was in... ...you practice getting in and out of your car through the windows... ...you have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts... ...you know what the "P" in "Alex P. Keaton" stands for... ...you keep asking your teachers if instead of the quiz you can take the physical challenge... ...you can name all of the Thundercats... ...you got a hankerin' for a hunk of cheese... ...you know that Mr. Steele functions best in an advisory capacity... ...you still use your hair crimper before going out on a hot date... ...you hatch plots to break Murdock out of VA hospital... ...you know who shot J.R.... ...this rings a bell: "and my name, is Charlie. They work for me."... |
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