I took her out
It was a Friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I turn on the TV
And that's about the time
She walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again
Later on
On a drive home
I called her mom
From a pay phone
I said I was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time
That bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again
And that's about the time
She walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again
That's about the time
That she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many year ahead to fall in line
Why would she wish that on me
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again
What's my age again