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One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored is to annoy people...so that's why I have a list of different ways to annoy people on this page...enjoy! |
1.accuse people of glue-sniffing addictions in public
2.adjust the TV so that all people are green and then insist to others that you "like it that way"
3.announce when you're going to the bathroom
4.ask 1-800 operators for dates
5.make everyone prove everything they say (ex. "I'm Bob. Nice to meet you!"..."PROVE IT!")
6.ask the waitress for an extra seat for your imaginary friend
7.at a golf tournament, say "swing-BataBataBata!-Suhwing-Batter"
8.at a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after a while insist that this isn't what you ordered!
9.at random times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello, Sir. How are you?" or "Thank you, have a nice day"
10.at the laundromat use one dryer for each of your socks
11.go up the down escalator
12.go down the up escalator
13.Lie to your therapist
14.only type in lowercase
15.ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
16.call McDonalds and try to make a reservation for that evening
17.pay for your dinner with pennies
18.Ask people if they wore their deoderent today
19.Whenever the elevator moves, scream "AAGGHH!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" |
AT THE BEACH
1. Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
2. Sing the Barney theme song as loud as you can
3. If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "THAT'S NOT A REAL CASTLE!"
4. Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos
5. Repeatedly put a sea shell by your ear and the next person to pass by, say, "It's for you"
6. Tune a radio to an all-news station. Blast it as loud as it will go and nod your head and snap your fingers as if you're listening to some happinin tunes.
7. Act like a seagull
8. Wear a t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please. |
AT A RESTAURANT
1. Two words...food fight
2. Poke the person next to you repeatedly with your fork
3. Hug yourself and rock backwards and forwards on your seat while muttering incoherently. This will not only completely embarress the people at your table, but it will annoy everyone else.
4. Eat really loud, make gross noises, slurp whenever you take a sip of your drink |
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