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| -dont get your hand caught in a blender -Dont tell your mom you dont like her!!! -make money -Milk crates make boring pets -Never pierce you belly button in the dark -Sometimes smart people do stupid things -Sometimes stupid people do smart things -Dropping a cellular phone into a bathtub full of water kinda kills the phone. -If it hurts, don't do it again. -Just because someone flirts with you all of the time, it doen's necessarily mean he likes you. -Always stay after class because that's where connections are made. -Don't take the SAT's twice when you got a high score the first time. -Don't juggle knives unless you are really good at it. -You can't light fireworks in the basement without getting caught. -Hair is very flamable. -Dying your hair strawberry blonde when it is already strawberry blonde turns it strawberry pink. -God doesn't make junk. -Kissing is the most fun, Dancing is almost as fun. -Never carve someone's initial into your ankle. -Don't break up with someone if you still want to go out with them. -Be careful in a boy's room in the dark, there might be a baseball on the floor and you might trip over it. -When you think someone hates you, they might think YOU hate THEM. -Good things come to thoes who wait. -Whenver you like someone, it seems like everyone else likes him, too. -If you have a boyfriend, don't devote yourself completely to him. You'll get tired of him fast and the relationship won't last long. -Sometimes just being there for someone is enough. You don't have to talk all of the time. -Whe you meet someone new, don't leave them out. Give them a chance. -Don't forget the fun you've had with your friends. -If you ever move, deep in touch with your old friends. -If you want your secrete to be told, tell someone with a big mouth. -If someone tells you a secrete, dont' tell anyone. -Sometimes life is way more complicated than it should be. -Listen you your parents, but ignore you brothers and sisters. -Be sure you know someone before you go out with them. -Don't go out with someone you don't like. But it's okay to get to know them. Maybe you'll like them later on. -Always keep a sweater in your locker in case someone else has on the same shirt as you. -It's REALLY hard to stop liking someone you've liked for a long time, even if they don't like you. -It's okay to have friends that don't like eachother. Just don't try to MAKE them like eachother. -Don't hook your friend up with the person you like. -Don't like the same person as one of your closest friends. -If a boy asks you if you like him, tell him the truth. -Never date someone shorter than you. -If people don't want to be friend, don't make them. -Your opinion of someone might change if you actually get to know them. -Sometimes people you don't like become your best friends. -Sometimes your best friends become your worst enemies. -If you microwave your Rice Crispy treats too long, they become hard enough to break a tooth. -When cooking a hot dog in the microwave, don't forget to poke a hole in it. It kinda blows up if you don't. -Listening to one song over and over makes the song old fast. -If something on a stove looks hot, don't touch it. -Even people who you have no contact or relationship with can turn on you because of their friend's views of you. -It is easier to be a follower. -Don't change yourself for anyone unless they are really rich. -If you have to speak in front of a class, don't look at the person you like. You get nervous. -If you like your friend's boyfriend, don't tell anyone, not even your mom. -Don't believe everything you hear. -trying to ice-skate in the bathtub is hazardous to your health -it is not smart to lay in the middle of the road -punching your bestfriend hurts YOU more -guilt is a strange thing -life is life a candy bar sweet, but full of nuts -chocolate is just as good as a pasifier -don't under estimate beanbags -crying is useless (it doen't get you sympathy, it titles you as an idiot -being friends with your teacher, doesn't get you better grades -time flys when your having fun, but it goes really slow if you wish for it to be -try new things( as long as you won't kill yourself) -when you try to impress someone you always look like an idiot -boys are like model building kits, too complicated (even if you read the directions) -sisters seem iritating, nomatter how good of mood your in -your siblings become you -dirt piles can just jump out in front of you (ask Nathan) -life is as short as you want it to be -time is wasted on those who run through it -don't forget who your real friends are -pretenders are professnials (don't be fooled) -if you don't mean what you say, keep your mouth shut -don't push your mom over the line, it can't be good -puppies are always better then boys -don't take the easy way out, unless you have to -there should be a manual on dating -talking to yourself is okay, arguing with yourself is weird -A BAD ATTITUDE IS LIKE A FLAT TIRE. IT WON'T GET YOU ANYWHERE UNLESS YOU CHANGE IT. -LIFE IS LIKE A CANDY BAR: SWEET, BUT FULL OF NUTS. -DON'T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. -WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "HEADS UP," DON'T LOOK UP GET OUT OF THE WAY! -DON'T TAKE ADVICE FROM ME!!!!!!!! |
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