*ONE LINER JOKES* - Literature - http://maxpages.com/sugarshack/One_Line

1. The dark ages was caused by the y1k problem.
2. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.... COINCIDENCE? I think not.
3. I don't have a license to kill, but I DO have a learners permit.
4. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
5. If you love something, set it free, if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and KILL it!
6. Police station TOILET STOLEN! ....... Cops have nothing to go on.
7. Power corrupts, and absolute power is kinda neat.
8. I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
9. Here I am. Now what were your other two wishes?
10. Discourage inbreeding, BAN COUNTRY MUSIC!
11. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
12. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
13. Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
14. SPEED KILLS! Slow infuriates
15. Gun control: Using both hands
16. After I cook the vegetables, what do I do with the wheelchairs?
17. To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
18. To catch rabbits, hide behide a bush, and do carrot calls.
19. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
20. HORN BROKEN! Watch for Finger!
21. Kentucky: 5,000,000 people, 15 last names.
22. Come in, my day was ruined anyway

Well, I hope you like those.
More to Come!

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