Well boys and girls. We have come to the section of the site where we tell you just why we made ol' Sugar In A Can. You're probably thinking that girls our age usually make pages as shrines to Leonardo DiCapprio (spelling?), or Matt Damon, or Ben Affleck...or who ever else it's cool to think is "cute" these days. Well our faithful Sugar fans, we are not those kinds of girls. Well...not all of us. Um..Emz is infatuated with every guy she sees, and Juliet isn't too particular. Cozmo on the other hand, well, she finds Leo to be extremely annoying! He looks like a weasal, the only movie she enjoyed his performace in was, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?", where he played the small handi-capped boy. Matt Damon was only good in Saving Private Ryan...being the Military geek that cozmo is. Ben, well, she couldn't give a crap about Ben if he had flaming teets.
Hmm..it seems I have strayed from the point of this section of SIAC.
Anywho...
We made this site to satisfy that group of kids (and even adults out there) that just don't fit into the "in" crowd. To give you an idea of what we're talking about, let us give you some examples of how we ourselves do not fit in just right.
Cozmo: Walked down the street with pillows and clothes stuffed down my shirt and pants...to look like a fat person with a friend.
Vows that upon recieving my car, I will NOT blast that infernal dreck today's youth calls "music". You know, the kinds with the tinted windows, and the bass up so much your windows crack? Well, I have decided, the moment I have to go somewhere in my car, I will play gems like Johnny Sportscoat and the Casuals, the B-52's, Glenn Miller and his Orchestra, Louis Armstrong with "My Girl Loves Cheesecake", the Stray Kats with "Big Ol' Bomb", and if worst comes to worst (beach traffic) Spike Jones.
Emz: Okay dim wit... you spelled Dicaprio wrong, idiot!!! Maybe he can't act all that well but he's very cute... so there! AND I DO FIT IN SO THERE IS NO NEED TO WRITE ANYTHING... except for the fact that I'm obsessed with Star Wars as you will find out if you go to http://maxpages.com/theforce my star wars web site. Thats the only reason why I wouldn't fit in... cuz there aren't many star wars fans at my school that I'm friends with. But other than that... I'm little miss perfect aren't I? HA HA HA HA HA HA... Amy is probably going "Oh my dear lord" right about now if she just read this. Mua ha ha ha.
Juliet: Ok Ok Emz we get the point that you are a very popular young lady among they boys BUT i dont think Mr. Leo qualifies! :) Little miss perfect? I THINK NOT! Hehehehe. Should i go on about some of those days i came over to Cozmo's house and you were there? MUA HA HA HA! Yes my dear SIAC fans, we all no plenty about each other that i cant finish this thought and have to move on to another topic. Why i think we made the Sugar In A Can page? Well, three reasons. 1) we were terribly bored on that day and Emz gave an idea of going here to look at her page. 2) we wanted the public to raf and raf over this page and what they would find on it! 3) we are all terribly strang but can be normal at moments. (Well, Cozmo on the other hand.......) Just kidding Cozmo! |