The Great... Magnificent... Stupendous... Excellent... EMZ! - Awww... It's Bambi! - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/sugarinacan/Why_Emz_Is

Okay so I may not have the incredibly talented sense of humor that Cozmo seems to have... but she could be faking it... I mean, who's to say she isn't watching TV 24/7 getting all her classic lines from television shows... then they would be stolen. For instance... Sugar Sugar Sugar in a can... don't tell your parents they won't understand... is from a TV show! But she doesn't have... butterfly boxer shorts! So there! There's only one butterfly on it though. But at least there IS a butterfly. And that brings me to my next point... I have a rather cool name... Emz... don't you dig? It's just so...Emzy. It's just so... me! Which brings me to my other next point. I don't have a rather pointy dog as Cozmo does but I have a round one that stands about half a foot tall! No offense towards Wrecks or anything, but I'm just proving a point! Round dogs that stand half a foot off of the ground are CUTER than pointy dogs. And also... I am cute too. So that just says enough. But I have yet more to say! I recall someone saying the owner and the dog are a lot alike... so therefore COZMO! YOU ARE POINTY! Ha.... that's weird. Okay... this is turning into a bunch of endless prattle about pointy dogs. So let me tell you one last thing. Oh yes... Vegetarians taste better. That about sums it up. NO Cozmo is not a vegetarian where as I... Emz the magnificent... am.

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