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Okay... I'm Emz... I'm bringing to you this very annoying topic! I CANT STAND IT!
And what these guys do just keeps getting stupider and stupider! (My boyfriends)
okay... the first guy - well he was fine.
The next guy was so annoyingly annoying! We'll call him... Bob. No that isn't his real name idiot! Okay... so anyway... Bob would do Seinfeld impressions on the phone and he'd call me every two hours... like I might not still be alive by then... so he has to make sure that I'm okay or something...and I'd either say I had to go or I was busy and he'd call back ten minutes later. And one time he called at eleven at night which isn't that late to ME... but everyone else in the house is asleep. So there. I wanted to shove him into a drain pipe by then. I should have I think. That way he wouldn't be sitting behind me in Earth Science two years later! Which was one year ago... :) Okay... then at the 8th grade dance... he bought (I think his mother did) a corsage (how do you spell that!?) and when he handed it to me he goes "Do you want this or not?" Then I refused to dance with him because by this time I found him ultimatly disgusting. So I spent my whole time there in line getting my picture taken with OTHER friends. I think it pissed him off. Oh YEAH! And I had to give HIM a ride to the dance. Now how sucky is that? Ick Ick Ick. But then some girl called me up six weeks later after I hadn't heard from the asshole and told me he was dumping me and he was already dating someone else -her. I started laughing at the girl and said "Thanks! This is great news!" And I hung up. I laughed for a while after that. It WAS great news.
The third guy..we'll call him Bob Too... but its not the same Bob, okay? Well anywho... the third guy was ugly. I have no idea whatso ever what made me say yes to this fool to go out with him. He looked liked a tiny fat monster. Or something. So I dumped him in a week and five days. Yes a week and five days. He made that very clear to me that it was the shortest relationship he had ever had. But he'd follow me all over the school and he memorized my schedule so that he knew where I was every moment of the day. Is that not sick or is that not sick. Well - I think it's sick. And he'd call me up every day after school and say absolutely nothing. So I'd say bye and hang up. I was usually playing Playstation so I never payed attention to anything he was saying. But when I dumped him... he called back and said he loved me.... the guy was sixteen! YOU CANT LOVE ANYONE AT SIXTEEN! But he called me up constantly and told me that he loved me. I said screw you. He said "SURE!" I said "Shut the freak up!" and hung up again.
The fourth guy - he lied a lot as guys tend to do when they want something they can't have. Hint Hint Hint. So anywayz... BY THE WAY WE'LL CALL HIM BOB! So Bob was a blonde blue eyed angel sent from heaven that lost track of his old life and turned. He moved to California so that's that. It figures... but I won't go into that one.
The fifth guy we will call him Jeffrey and no thats not his real name. He was so shy that it was annoying to be around him. I have never seen such a shy seventeen year old in my life. And when he tried to "pretend" he wasn't shy he looked like a freaking lunatic that was about two years old. He'd show up at my house unexpected and say nothing. When I talked he'd answer but he' d never say something on his own. When he did it was always "Guess what!?" And then he'd say something stupid that I already knew. Like GET THE POINT!
There were other people but they don't even need to be mentioned due to some issues they need to sort out. We'll call them all Bob. Okay I"m done complaining. But why do guys ALWAYS do stupid stuff like that!? There has got to be someone out there who is somewhat perfect? Hey thats a oxymoron...somewhat perfect! And YES I know I spelled it wrong. NO I Dont know how to spell it right!

This is Cozmo. My thoughts on this whole dating in Middle School (Junior High), is that well...YOU CAN'T!
First of all, there's the question of transportation. You have to get your mom or dad to drive you to your destination. So there's no making out...like you'd really want to...blech. That's a mental picture I'm just not prepared to paint at the moment. Anywho...
Then there's the whole money ordeal. I don't know of any middle schoolers that have jobs, therefore have good money to pay for their dates. Well, ok I know of one, but that's just because he's loaded. But really, where are you going to go? Smokey Joe Jr.'s Cafe? Or just ride your bikes to McDonalds and share a Happy Meal?
But what really confuses me is the whole title of "Going Out". You've all heard it before, "so and so's going out with so and so". Will someone please explain to me just what the bloody hell "going out" means?! Because as I have previously stated, there is no possible way of "going out" in middle school. You just can't do it. Someone once told me that "going out" was carrying eachother's books down the hall, or walking together down the hall. Now really people, how are you going to walk down the hall with eachother? You have all seen a Middle School hallway...it's just not possible! Lockers opened everywhere, the geek's books all over the floor, and 6th graders ("The little people")rushing around everywhere. It's pandemonium! So, if it were up to me, anyone who went or goes out with people in Middle School, should be bludgeoned with a bludgeoning stick! Notice how I don't go on about stupid boyfriends. Notice how most of the morons Emily stated were boyfriends in MIDDLE SCHOOL...more evidence to prove my theory correct. Thank you.
-Cozmo

This is juliet. ANd damnit i could punch my boyfriend right now. Isnt it great? Boys suck when they act like jerks. Well, he's not a jerk actually i have to calm down first. .................ok
Well, yes i do have to agree with amy..ehem. .. cozmo. These jerks are in middle school ...they are very immature and they have nothing better to do but be jerks. Let me expand on this. Ok. Someone by the name of....Ad (hehe) tells everyone but me that he thinks im hot and look oh so good. Then, when he has the balls to ask me out, he hardly even talks to me! Thats nice! Isnt it? Then he tells everyone but me we dont match and he wants to break up with me. Then every time we have a good social moment he says he loves me like i him. Love? Love?? Ive gone out with him for three freaking days!!! im 13 for gods sakes! Why would i love someone now? Ive got my whole life ahead of me. One problem with that though. What if i cant help it hmm? What if i like him so much i cant stand to be parted? What if i believe he's the greatest friend ive ever had? Then id be stupid right? Probably! Since again i say, im 13 years old. Well wake up scholars. You dont have to be 49 to fall in love. You can be 13, 18, 29, 35, 66, even 70 for gods sake! My grandmom stills comments on men!!!! ahahahahaha. So i sure know ive got plenty of time BUT am able to say im love someone. Im a teen. Its normal. The only problem is, some of the guys i choose aren't top quality. Let me enlighten yuo. Bryan Hall! Yes i will say his name on hear, no one can say what i write isnt true. I beant over backwards to please him. he loved me, i loved him. But of course i guess since im in crappy ol cambridge, i get the occasional heartbreaks and triumphs. Oh my. Im sounding like a feminist! next ill be protesting. Oh well. All i have to say is that bryan was a jerk to me. TO ME. He didnt give me a second chance nor does he anyone.
-Juliet

This is Cozmo once again...
SEE WHAT I MEAN??? If you people would just follow my theory and NOT go out with anyone, THIS WOULDN'T HAPPEN. Juliet, I agree completely with the whole you can fall in love at any age. But still. I just don't get it. Maybe because I haven't had these experiences...but just the same..I AM GLAD!

OKAY COZMO!!!!! TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH!!! ONLY TWO OF THE MANY BOYFRIENDS I HAVE LISTER CAME FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL!! ALL THE REST WERE FROM HIGH SCHOOL! SO THERE - YOU'RE ALOUD TO DATE IN HIGH SCHOOL! BLA BLA BLA 2 YOU!

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