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You light your bed on fire and fight your brother in it.

Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a Stone Cold Stunner
and walk out of class, flashing your middle fingers.

You leapfrog over people while playing football,
then you turn around and clothesline them.

You publish a shirt that say's Jay Leno 1-0 Who's Next.

Every time you sit down at a table you consider how easily it
might break if you were to moonsault onto it

After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

You chokeslam your cat.

You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids,
you put them in a sleeper.

When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"

You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

Instead of opening a can of tuna you open up
a can of whoop ass on your cat.

In school cafeteria you come up behind and hit a kid with a chair
and look around for crowd responses.

You walk down the aisle at a church giving high fives
as the people hold up signs and chant your name.

You won't come out of your room till your parents play your theme

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