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(And remember, these are in no order what-so-ever)
These little tidbits can be used at any kind of resturaunt. Fast food to formal. Though, formal would be pretty dang funny.

11. Walk up to the drive-thru of a burger joint, and order the "soup of the day".

10. Order the fish platter, then demand to have it's head chopped off because it is "looking at you".

9. Ask for the lobster bib, even if you're only ordering salad.

8. Ask for a seat in the smoking section, then upon sitting down, set fire to the menu.

7. If you have a seat in a leather-bound booth, shift your weight to make gutteral sounds, then say "EXCUSE ME!" very loudly.

6. Call the waiter/waitress anything but what is on their name tag.

5. Snap your fingers or clap your hands when you need their assistance.

4. Point to the stranger sitting in the booth next to you, and announce it is his/her birthday. Then sit back and enjoy the show as the entire waiting staff performs the "Happy Birthday Dance" for them.

3. While ordering, constantly interupt yourself and speak in Russian into your lapel pin.

2. Climbe on top of your seat, looking down at the floor and under the table and shriek... "WILDEBEAST! Oh kill it! Kill it!"

1. When your meal arrives, excitedly open the platter then slouch (napkin tucked in your shirt, and fork and knife in each hand) say... "Aw not again! Man.. I hate this stuff. Why do we always have to have this? Yucky!" Then turn your nose up and cross your arms. "I want Spaghetti O's!"

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