Top Eleven Things To Do in A Public Bathroom - No - We're not sickos - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/sugarinacan/Public

11. Applaud whenever you HEAR a bodily function.

10. Ask the person in the stall next to you for a highlighter.

9. Scream "Fire in the hole!" or "There she blows!" or "I'm hunting for Brown October!" or "It's the great white whale!"

8. When you put in $.05 for a tampon, run around the room making the tampon fly w/ sound effects.

7. Start tapping your toes, gradually advance to banging on the walls around you and stamping the floor as loud as you can.

6. Bring a small tape recorder into the bathroom with whale sounds on it and play it while in the stall.

5. Walk into the bathroom with flippers, goggles, and a towel. Conceal a water gun within your possessions. Drench yourself while in the stall. Exit the stall, and announce, "Come on in, the water's fine!"

4. Take in some fishing gear and make sure to have white sun block on your nose. Conceal a herring in your gear. Then exit the stall after a period of time, victoriously, holding the fish up for the bathroom's occupants to see.

3. Wear a transister radio in the bathroom. When your team scores, even if you're not really listening to a game, scream, "SCORE!"

2. Go in the stall, come out, wash your hands, go back in the stall, come out, wash your hands, go back in the stall, come out, wash your hands, go back in, come out, wash your hands... and so on.

1. Start humming "My Way"... gradually start singing the words... then a little louder.. then start impersonating Frank Sinatra singing it... then stand on the toilet and go at it! After all... you're doing it YOUR WAY!

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