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Politically Correct Terms About Females
She does not: Get PMS
She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not have: A Killer Body
She is: GEOMETRICALLY SUPERIOR
She is not: A Bad Cook
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She is not: A Bad Driver
She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She is not: Easy
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not: Cut You Off
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
She is not: Hooked On Soap Operas
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She does not: Wear Too Much Make-Up
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She will never: Gain Weight
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER
She is not: A Screamer Or Moaner
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She will never: Sag
She will become: GRAVITATIONALLY CHALLENGED
She does not have: Big Hair
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED |
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