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| COZMO: You're probably thinking: "what the hell is she talking about? She IS a kid!?" Be that as it may... I think today's youth is strange! My mom does daycare, so I get a first hand view at what today's kids are acting like. Not to mention my 3 younger siblings. They get even weirder in the summer. There's nothing to do, so the boys head out into the sweltering heat, while the girls pull out the boxes and boxes of Barbie stuff. Girls really annoy me! "Oh I wish I brought my Barbie Dream House! What are we going to do for a house here?" These days, girls have dream houses with ELEVATORS! Come on people! Elevators???? For Barbie? She can't even fit in it. She'd probably just get her "beautiful" long hair stuck in the gears of the cheap plastic thing. The darn things even have ELECTRICITY! And SINGING MUSIC BOXES! COME ON! Man, back in my day, Emily and I made Barbie houses out of the weirdest stuff! We made stuff out of tissue boxes, pillows, tapes (audio & video), legos, bookshelves, the TV cabinet, and Lord knows what else! We were always sure to set up our "metropolises" right in doorways, or even on the stairs! Dad would come thundering down the stairs, smashing our houses like Godzilla. He'd eventually trip on stuff, and break something. Then came the endless rabble of four letter words that would make a sailor blush! And what's with the Cdrom Hotwheel and Matchbox racing? That's a crime! Dad and I use to have INTERNATIONAL HOTWHEEL CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND in my day. We would have the basement covered wall to wall in orange track. Yes kids, the kind your parents had! (Or you had, depending on how old you are). We would have all 150 million of the little cars placed into categories, and raced by categories. We had Bugman, Noodlehead, T42, and a million other ones! It was great! We'd have to get it cleaned up before mom got home though.. that would have been ugly. One of these days, kids are going to be able to go to the bathroom on the computer!!! JEESH! Tell me what you think. Write to us at sugarinacan@hotmail.com or sign our guestbook. PLEASE SOMEBODY SIGN THE GUESTBOOK?!?!?! ANYBODY?!?!?!? PLLEEEEAAASSEEEE???? |
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