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| Ever have that urge to just say something really screwy in a public place? Well here's your place to find that screwy something. The following will do just fine: I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Well spank my shoelaces and call me Bob! Hey look! It's a nude pigeon! That elf just ran away with my sausage bucket! This looks like mustard, but it smells like you! Piggly wiggly, birdbath pie, egg hips, fish lips, pokey... (dramatic pause) in the eye. (used best when on a small baked good) So... are you a Danish elephant? The door is made of soup. Your wall paper makes my eyebrows explode. Three dimes in a taco shell! Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you're the Charlie Browniest! Silly Taco! (This area of SIAC is currently under "Man this is a lame area of SIAC, we've gotta work on this" Construction. Thank you for your cooperation.) |
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