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| Top Eleven Things to Write On Fortune Cookie Fortunes If You Owned a Fortune Cookie Factory |
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| C is for Cookie, that's good enough for me! Cookie Monster... teehee |
I want a Fortune Cookie Factory when I grow up... (if I ever grow up) -Cozmo
11. "I'm in your socks"
10. "Expiration Date: 1/4/1968"
9. "Hey... did you ever wonder how they get these things in the cookies?"
8. "Geez, you... AGAIN?"
7. " HEY! LOOK BEHIND YOU! IT'S ELVIS!"
6. "He who searches for his fortune in a $.10 cookie is a sad sad man."
5. "You rang?"
4. "HEY! Close that cookie! There's a draft!"
3. "OW! That hurt! How would you like it if I ( a helpless little cookie ) broke YOU open and pulled your insides out and ate your crunchy, yet sweet outside? Huh? Huh? How would you like that, pal?"
2. Lucky number: 13
1. "I spit in your food".
0. "There is no one home!" |
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