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| Cozmo's Theory of Evolution |
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| Ok, I couldn't find a monkey. That is a bear. But it looks like a monkey right? |
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| I have always agreed with the theory that humans evolved from monkeys. In fact, there is proof. My official theory is this: Humans have not evolved that much from the monkeys. If it's loud and shiney, we like it! Here are some examples of what I'm talking about: -fireworks -Cadillacs -motorcycles -airplanes -power boats -Hawaiian shirts -guns (big) -bowling shoes -roller coasters -rock and roll concerts -stadiums etc... And so you see, we have NOT evolved that much from our hairy friends the monkeys. No, not that great pop band from the 60's, that's the Monkees...they aren't all that hairy. And they produce some pretty neato music. You are all probably wondering why I put this theory in the section titled Have You Ever Noticed? Well, haven't you? |
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