Top 11 Things to do While Stuck in Beach Traffic - Tested and Approved by America's Abnormal Beach Goers - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/sugarinacan/Beach

11. Smudge your face against the window, and roll it up and down.

10. Pull your hair in front of your face, put on sunglasses and a hat.

9. Invest in a plastic squirrel named Darlene. Sit her in a highly visible and akward place.

8. Wave extatically like you know the people in the other cars.

7. Lay down out of visibility, put your feet and hands up in the air and yell, "Oh Bob, you're an animal!" (Even if you're a guy.)

6. When you are sitting next to a car with tinted windows and blasting music with cute guys/gals in it: roll down your windows and blast some polka music.
Other musical selections include: Spike Jones, Sound Effects such as coughing, a Disney Sing Along Tape, Yodeling, And our personal fave, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters!

5. Have everyone in your car simaltaneously sway back and forth to absolutely no music.

4. Put on a puppet show with Power Ranger Action Figures!

3. Pull over, get out, and point up to the sky. See how many people pull over after you or stick their heads out of the window.

2. Get a 200 mm camera lense and point it directly at the driver of the car next to you. Keep tally on reactions.

1. Get hipnotized by the tailgate lights of the bus in front of you, making sure to run into a cornfield directly afterwards.

0. Go to the store and buy a ten pound ham. When you find yourself stuck in traffic, get out and strap it to the hood likes it's the normal thing to do.

-1. Tape a sign to the back window that says: "HONK IF YOU LOVE BEANS!" (Done on the way down to and up from Florida by Juliet and Cozmo) We found that Floridians and Marylanders are the fondest of beans.

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