11. Yell "Ya-ya-goodle-ya-na-doo-da-ya-ahhhh!" And other things that aren't real words.
10. Yell "Walk is as good as a hit!" Then run the words together so no one can understand you.
9. Start cheering on the peanut vendors.
8. Example: Sing "Everybody do the Orioles Rumble, Everybody do the Orioles Rumble, Everybody do the Orioles Rumble, Everybody -(Turn around) Rumble!" On Rumble, wiggle your bum and make sure it's touching the back of the head of the person in front of you.
7. If seated behind a woman with fairly large hair, keep clearing your throat and saying: "Down in front!"
6. Bring a kazoo! And yell everything through it.
5. Clap off beat with all the songs.
4. When you're supposed to be doing the Wave, do the Swim dance and yell, "Surfs up!"
3. Offer the mascot a hot dog. If he says no, yell at him like it's insulting you. When he tries to ignore you, keep yelling about it.
2. Sit by the bull pen dug out and offer the players a stick of gum. When they don't except (cuz you know they won't.) Throw it at them!
1. Pretend you know everything about baseball, and frequently dish out incorrect facts. Ask everybody seated near you to call you "Coach". Even if they are obviously not interested in talking to you, or even acknowledging your existance.
0. Make up a rhyming cheer for every players number. Examples: To the green, To the green 16, To the green, To the green 16, 16 to the green, 16 to the green (over and over and over again)
7's up, He's an up thing, 7's up, Hits it everytime, 7's up, He's cool and refreshing and totally fine (Even if you're male)
To the gate number 8, To the gate, To the gate Number 8 (over and over again.) |