Everything Takes 3 Hours! - Round and Round it goes, Where it stops, No one knows - Entertainment

We've also come to the conclusion that everything takes 3 hours...

Tying Your Shoes: 1) Your shoe lace breaks 2) You have to find another pair of shoes to go to the store in, so you can buy shoe laces. 3) You have to find a store that sells shoe laces 4) You have to find the shoe laces in the store
5) You get lost 6) You forget what you're there for 7) You go home 8) You want to take the dog for a walk and you go get your shoes. 9) The shoe lace is broken. 10) Another 3 hours of your life: wasted.

Changing a Light Bulb: 1) The light bulb burns out. 2) You have to go to the garage to get a ladder. 3) It's wobbly
4) You have to pile things in a stack to get to the light bulb. 5) You un screw it 6) Realize you don't have an extra bulb. 7) Go to the store to find a new light bulb. 8) The store is out of light bulbs you need. 9) The only colors they have are red, blue, and green. 10) You are forced to get green. 11) When you get home, you trip over the dog in the dark. 12) The light bulb shatters. 13) You have to vaccuum it up. 14) Another 3 hours of your life: Wasted.

Taking the trash out: 1) It is the night before trash day. You have to go through the entire house collecting the trash. 2) You live in a 3 story house, so it takes you fifteen minutes...or does it? 3) You've just come down from the 3rd floor, and you are now on the second floor, attempting to get down the stairs. 4) You trip on the carcass of your X-goldfish, then fall down the stairs 5) You find your cat sitting with an extraordinarily large belly, now feasting on all of the spilled trash. 6) You kick the cat across the room 7) It flies across the room, hitting the wall with a SPLAT, then falls pinned behind the couch. 8) Figuring, a trapped cat can save you time, you leave Fluffy behind the couch, and go to clean up the trash. 9) You go to take out the trash, when from behind the couch, you hear a mournful MEOW! 10) You find the cat with the remnants of your remote at paw. 11) You are about to kick Poofkins again, when it passes out. 12) Now, you have to take it to the vet. 13) Finding out what you have done to poor Friskee, the vet calls for your arrest, Animal Abuse...
14) Another 3 hours...and 6 days of your life, in the big house: Waisted.

Sitting Down: 1) You return from the kitchen with a steaming cup of French Vanilla Cappucino 2) You turn on the computer and reach for the chair. 3) You sit down and find that you've just crushed your gerbil. 4) You take the wheezing animal into the kitchen and sit him back into it's cage where it had earlier escaped. 5) You make sure that the lid is fastened to the cage this time. 6) You return to the computer and go to sit down one more time. 7) You find it wet underneath you. 8) The gerbil left a surprise for you before you took him away, you guess. 9) Now you go to change your pants. 10) You have no clean pants, so you search your dresser for some shorts. 11) You only find the pair that Granny sent you for X - mas, the Pink Polka Dotted Woolen ones. 12) At this moment you're wondering why you never listened to your parents when they told you to clean your clothes. 13) Now you return to the computer and are just about to sit down when the door bell rings. 14) You think OH! I SHOULD GO GET IT. So you do. 15) You open the door and find the Pizza Delivery Boy. Wow, is he cute. 16) He is staring at your legs. Or is he? WHAT!? 17) You slam the door and look down at your shorts. Damn.
18) You go up to your room and cry. 19) When you return to the computer once more, you finally sit down. 19) It collapses underneath you. 20) You run up to your room and cry again... thinking... MY BUTT IS HUGE! Another 3 Hours of Your Life: Wasted.

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