Sex Rules
1. Never have sex with a stranger, unless you are stranger than them.
2. Abstain from wine, women, and song, mostly song.
3. Never argue with a women when she's tired... or rested.
4. A woman never forgets the men she could have had, a man never forgets
the women he couldn't.
5. It is better to be looked over, than overlooked.
6. Don't say no, say maybe, say any old thing, say come back in the spring,
but don't say no.
7. A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he doesn't love her.
8. Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes right to the bone.
9. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation, the other eight are
unimportant.
10.Anal sex can have positive results.
11.Go up and you'll find heaven. Go down and you'll find salvation.
12.Take two at bedtime.
13.Confusing sexuality, beastiality, morality and reality...can really
mess you up.
14.Original sin is hard to find, but the digitally enhanced version is
readily available.
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