Bathroom Wall Humor
Found in restrooms around the country:
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
Fighting for peace is like mining for virginity.
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her garbage.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, Arizona
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona
Make love, not war. Heck, do both, get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
* The Tombs Restaurant, Washington, D.C.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books, New York, New York
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber.
* On a condom dispenser in a bar in Winnipeg, Manitoba
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