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| 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as ? A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared ? A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. B. Your blood-test results. C. Five Tequila slammers. 3. You time your orgasm so that ? A. Your partner climaxes first. B. You both climax simultaneously. C. You don't miss Sports Center. 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is ? A. Healthy, creative love-play. B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about. 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is ? A. The best part of the experience. B. The second best part of the experience. C. $100 extra. 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is ? A. No concern of yours. B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. C. A conservative estimate. 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is ? A. A myth. B. An oxymoron. C. A moron. 8. Foreplay is to sex as ? A. Appetizer is to entree. B. Primer is to paint. C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? A. "I hope we can still be friends." B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU." 10.A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. B. Is uptight and a waste of time. C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. Evaluating Results: If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a little confused. If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN, TONTO!" |
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