Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use....
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can`t stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it`s that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren`t you glad you use it? Don`t you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can`t have just one.
Condom Slogans
Cover your stump before you hump.
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
Don`t be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your sprout.
Don`t be a loner, cover your boner.
You can`t go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you`re not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
If you think she`s spunky, cover your monkey.
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
She won`t get sick if you wrap your dick.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
While you`re undressing Venus, dress up that penis.
When you take off her pants and blouse, dress up your trouser mouse.
Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don`t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection! Protect your erection!
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
A crank with armor will never harm her.
If you really love her, wear a cover.
Don`t make a mistake, muzzle your snake.
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
If you can`t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
No glove, no love!
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