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| Actual Bumper Stickers ---------------------------------------------------------------- I love cats ... they taste just like chicken ---------------------------------------------------------------- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Cover me. I'm changing lanes. ---------------------------------------------------------------- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools ---------------------------------------------------------------- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep ---------------------------------------------------------------- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car ... ---------------------------------------------------------------- Tow-ers will be violated ---------------------------------------------------------------- Montana -- At least our cows are sane! ---------------------------------------------------------------- The gene pool could use a little chlorine. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! ---------------------------------------------------------------- It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. ---------------------------------------------------------------- When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friends don't let Friends drive Naked. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I took an IQ test and the results were negative. ---------------------------------------------------------------- When there's a will, I want to be in it! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? ---------------------------------------------------------------- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students! ---------------------------------------------------------------- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Forget about World Peace.....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal ! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Give me ambiguity or give me something else. ---------------------------------------------------------------- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. ---------------------------------------------------------------- He/She who laughs last thinks slowest ---------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. ---------------------------------------------------------------- i souport publik edekasion ---------------------------------------------------------------- We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. ---------------------------------------------------------------- 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? ---------------------------------------------------------------- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'...till you can find a rock. ---------------------------------------------------------------- 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with substomic particles. ---------------------------------------------------------------- I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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