1. How many grooves are on a standard LP record?
ANSWER: 2; one on each side
2. One couple has three children and half of them are boys. How?
ANSWER: All of the children are boys.
3. All my ties are red except two. All my ties are blue except two. All my ties are brown except two. How many ties do I have?
ANSWER: 3 ties, one of each color.
4. If the only sister of your mother's only brother has an only child, what would be your relationship to that child?
ANSWER: The person would be yourself
5. If a brick weights seven pounds plus half a brick, what is the weight of a brick and a half?
ANSWER: 21lbs
6. If a hen and a half lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long will it take twelve hens to lay twelve eggs?
ANSWER: A day and one-half
7. How many apples would you have if you took two apples from three apples?
ANSWER: 2 apples
8. How many of each kind of animal did Moses take on the ark?
ANSWER: Moses? I think it was noah!
9. If a billion follows a million and a trillion follows a billion, what number follows a trillion?
ANSWER: One trillion one (1,000,000,000,001)
10. How many months have twenty-eight days?
ANSWER: All of them
11. There is one word on this page which is spelt incorrectly. Can you find it??????
ANSWER: "incorrectly"
12. Which weighs the most, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold? The solution is not that they both weigh the same!
ANSWER: Gold and feathers are weighed in
different units. When converted to the same unit,
feathers weigh more.
13. What is it you sit on, sleep in, and brush your teeth with?
ANSWER: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!
14. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
ANSWER: He can't he's dead
15. Write your name in the spaces provided below.
_____________ _________________
ANSWER: Anything other then "your name" would be wrong!
16. If Mama Bull, Papa Bull, and Baby Bull are in the pasture and Baby Bull gets scared, who would he run to?
ANSWER: There's no such thing as a mama bull, she is a cow.
17. Write down eleven thousand, eleven hundred, and eleven. It doesn't divide exactly by seven-agreed?
ANSWER: 12,111
18.A newlaid egg drops six feet perfectly above a concrete floor without breaking. How is this done? (And it's not hard-boiled.)
ANSWER: It is dropped from above 6 ft.
19. It is a scientific fact that a person eats over an inch of dirt at every meal. How is this possible?
ANSWER: We all eat over an inch of dirt. Over, like above.
20. A dog had three puppies, named Mopsy, Topsy and Spot. What was the mother's name?
ANSWER: A dog.
21. How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
ANSWER: Half way then he's running out!
22. Rearrange the following letters so as to form one word: NEW DOOR
ANSWER: ONE WORD
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