| "God He's Crap" - Stuart's friend Jonesy |
| "I just wish he'd get better at badminton, it's like playing against some kind of simpleton. No challenge at all." |
| "I like his neighbours column though" - Jonesy |
| "I sometimes wish he'd mention some of the foreign characters a bit though...the Alessis for example. He probably just hasn't got round to it yet" |
| "I heard that he really wanted to edit the clubs section, so he could write articles about his love of urban and ethnic music" |
| "He's really keen on the burgeoning Headingley hip-hop scene" - Jonesy |
| "He keeps on going on about "the ultimate badminton showdown" this Friday" |
| "All I know is that McLintock's going to humiliate him. Norfolk Style" - Jonesy |
