Theer r so mnay stoopid chrazstians alive toady. chrastains wit teirh stuiped hyprocrisy and paedophilia trenmdanmncies.

Why, i cun't fienk ov a moer stoopid relegoin tahn Christianity. Tehy say tehy maen no harm, but in raelity, they caused Hurricane Katrina and the asian tsunami, all beacaause tehy aer all so stopid tehy believe in soemting utterly redicoloos. And tehn tehy blame god for all the porbelms thay did, wich is even stoopider.

Litsen cosley, cos i'kll only say tihs oence....

GOD DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Proof:

Now why woukld soemoen say taht? Because tehy haev been brainwashed.      I kno meny of you thuink taht some christians are not televangelists or bible-bashers or stuff, but your wrong. To all teh people who thinks its okay top be a christians, here's someting for yoo.

Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Taek that, you rebublican bush-supporting bible bashing morons!

Yeah, i'm a lot smaerter tahn all thoes stoopid chritans. Anbd i'm only 11. Yeah, that's right, i'm only 11, and i'nm smaerterr tanh all teh chritians in teh world put togeter!

I haet christians. Tehy say loads of bullcrap about atheists, like, we hate christians, and we see things in blakc and white views, so much that the word 'atheist' haas becoem a rude word. So we really need to stand up to this, and give ourselves new names. From now on, we shall call each other 'antichristians' because 'antichristian' is not a bad word, unlijke 'atheist' So from now on, if anyone asks yoor riligeon, doent say youor an athest, tell them you're a member of the antichrist group.

If your a chritian, please stop. America doesn't need you. You really suck. I don';t care if yoor a mormon(more like moron lol!) or a catholic or anglican or some other crazy stuff...it's wrong! you're believing in something that doesn't exist! And to all thoise other religions, there's no such thing as god or creationism or life after death, or spirtitual stuff. Stop believing NOW. RIGHT NOW.

*all christians please read the below article*

Now i dont wanna make people mad but i have to say that god is a asshole.I mean when you compare him with the devil the devil tortures the evil yet god tirtures eveyone and for what to test your faith thats bullcrap.i also think jesus is pretty dumb for showinf himself only to his believers when he was reserected. I mean if i was reserected id show everybody who didnt believe me that way they do believe me I mean seeing is believing.and i also think the bible contridicts itself i mean in order for man to grow and populate adam and eve had to have children then i mean adam must of had sez with his daughter or something or mabey their kids did or something yet the bible says that its evil to screw your reletive (it is gross and frowned on though) I just cant believe such things. People like you are slowly coming to an end. Religion and the belief in a god was nessasary when people where dumb and didn't know much about the world or how things works but slowly after 2000 years of learning we have come to realize that maybe there is more to this world than blind faith hey if you want to still believe in some typew of god. Hey I'm not gonna change that but many people don't and as the years go by and we learn more about the world and how it works more and more people won't believe in god.Im sick of hearing about all this religion BULLSHIT! Cant you people understand that the bible was all made up? All of it were stories written by normal people, Didnt you hear about how Jesus's relative wrote stories to get put in the bible, but they threw them out because she was a women? Stop blindly following this shit, and grow up. Learn to make yor own decisions and stop doing what you were brought up to do. Religion is constantly changing due to changes in Society, but you never once stop to think about how wrong it is.Premarital sex being a sin is not in the bible. Thats a load of shit. There is no Heaven and there is no Hell. Its all the church making up lies and trying to get followers so they can get their power back. In old Medieval Times the church had more power than the government, and now the church is pissed that they have no say in what goes on in this country / world. Stop going to church.It's a waste of your time. Live your life the way that you want, and dont fear consequences of your afterlife, because no matter who you are. It always ends the same way, You die and rot in the ground.i did a 40 minute oral presentation on morality as seen in the bible for my world religions class. However, the entire class are very devout christians except for about 3 people. I began talking about some of the immoral issues in the bible, already that eyes of the students could have cut glass, they were pissed within' 3 minutes. I then began talking about noah's ark and how God "cleansed" the earth, after which i related him to Hitler, and Tomas de Tourquemada. At that point the class was already beginning to shout at me. I then did a brief stint on the 10 commandments and had a video of George Carlin reduce the 10 commandments to two commandments in his Comedy Special. The class felt George needed to be "saved". After this i began reading Immoral biblical quotes, what i did was i would read the quote, and then tear out the page and throw it in the trash. At that point the class went absolutely insane, at which i read another quote, discussed it with the class, then tore out the page. The class began to yell at me so i began tearing out pages about 20 or 30 at a time. The class proceded to yell at me for the next 20 minutes, while me and my partner debated with them. The class proceded to yell at us, not allowing us to finish our presentation which we still had several more slides for and another video (Penn and Teller for the Conclusion). When class ended there were people in tears, and someone actually pulled the pages out of the garbage and took them with her. While ripping out pages i also recieved a threat "if you rip one more page im gonna rip you apart" i wondered if he learned that kind of kindness in the bible??The bibles a whole bunch of made up fairy tales written to keep people in line. Nothing more nothing less.I don't make fun of the Christians in anyway. I point out facts from their big ass book and stressed my concern. Christians are scary. i feel that just the sheer fact that they didn't even allow me to finish my presentation proves how one minded the christian community is. They do not take suggesstion or appreciate opinions of others Do people really think Jesus exists, i think its bullcrap myself, and it was comepletly science that created the world If jesus really did exist would he watch us all suffer like this? I think not.By the way, if you can't tell by now, this is a joke site.I'm really a laidback christian,and i made this because i was bored on a sunday afternoon,and there are so many stupid anti-religion websites out there, i decided to parody it.Alright so a while back I was sitting in algebra doing some work when someone ran by the class and slamed at the door to piss off the classroom. I said "jesus christ!" rather loud and the teacher automatically diverted his eyes from the door to my head and said "how would you like to go to the principals office and say that?" I was really confused, never before has a figure of authority found it offensive to hear "jesus christ".Fuck that. I don't care about your religion, I go to a public school and I don't need to be threatened with punishment for something that flies in any other class. I think it is total bullshit for a teacher to bring his own personal beliefs into the classroom at all and especially if it affects any students.The universe is a mirror you lazy hateful people! Stop hoarding our money for your golden castles and Vatican! How sick you've become, and how hypocritical and lost you are! Get off this earth!You can go f*** Jesus for all I care.Cut your sarcastic bullshit and read the whole post.If you did, you would have noticed how i mentioned earlier that this is a joke site,and that i'm really a laidback christian with alot of time on my hands.i go to a christian school..its sickening how much anti gay propaganda is taught there. also anti abortion is taught. it makes me violently ill.in bible class the teacher talks about how christians need to be tollorated in socioty... next class is civics and their talking about zero tollorance for gay marriage.... hypocritical bastards.if you want your ideals protected you have to be willing to respect everyone elses point of view. im not saying all christians are like this because they arent. anyone ever go to one of those gay fucking christian camps that try to make you have fun and then they all of a sudden start teaching you about christianity and then they confuse you on weather you are still having fun or not and you then go complain about how you couldnt bring your lighter with the other kids and you complain about the kids that are all "I go to church to relax!" or "I dont need drugs to get high! Im high on life!" IT PISES ME OFF!The bible is bullshit! God does not exist.Science is empiricial, all theories are just what makes the most sense with a given set of discovered laws.. a contradiction in science does not make it lose validity(meaning across different sciences, not contradiction in a particular science in itself)? Why? Because viewing all the sciences and looking for contradictions is flawed because science is not holistic. Each science is a study in and of itself, that is why people are able to specialize. For example, discoveries in quantuam physics do not break the laws of newtonian physics...though they seem rather contrary... but that is due mostly to the preconception humans beings hold in viewing the world.. like our concrete understanding of timespace, and phenonmenonal activity. Look up naive realism as an example.If you study philosophy and logic, you would know there are many levels in considered what is valid and what isn't, or what is possible and what isn't, from logically possible, conceptually possible, empiricially possible and etc.. so please, think carefully. Science doesn't violate this. Also evolution HAS BEEN PROVEN, though solely on the micro scale, that being adaptation of bacteria to antibotics. On the macro scale, however, we would have to study human beings for thousands of years(given this time is controversal).. and that would take a damn long time. Evidence does point to macro evolution, from fossils of ancient crocadiles and cockroaches.. It is all inductive.. so you can assume that many things can go wrong from people looking at the evidence. Simply put, many creatures in the past do not exist today and some do, this point to macro evolution.
I would also like to point out that darwin never said we evolved from monkeys.. I think you may have a poor understanding of evolution...
"The "Under God" thing, if you don't like it, leave America you fucking idiot. No one's stopping you. All you fucking people who hate our president for giving you freedom, go to some other country and get killed for not worshiping their god or something. You all love it here and don't want to leave, but insist on saying that our president is stupid. You're a damn idiot. Get the fuck out of America.If you believe in creationism shoot your self in the head now. I have given up reasoning with cun....er christians, I know from long experience it can't be done. So you just keep reading your fairy tales and I'll just keep wiping my arse with them. Christianity is actually only a symptom of an underlying mental disorder (schizophrenia). The inability to think logically or critically, to seperate fact from fiction, non requirement of proof. Had you been born in the middle east, you would have believed islam just as devoutly.You're just a bunch of sad fuckwits who havn't got the first clue.Yes I know....I'm going to 'hell' arn't I.Pathetic. Totally and utterly pathetic.The Big Bang wasn't an explosion. The theory states the the universe was of impossibly small volume, almost infinite mass and temperature. Due to some kind of reaction, this microscopic universe "exploded" in size. This matter was stretched WAY out, thus making the universe the size it is today (and we're still expanding).Evolution is becoming more of a scientific theory everyday. In Nature the strongest survives thus their genes survive thus the species evolves toward something else. That's evolving. Not to say that it is good or bad, just that it is evolving. That's science.You say that explosions create nothing. How about energy? That is something. You might not be about to hold it in your hand but it is "something" and not "nothing". If two things(matter) collide and something entirely different is created then the matter is changed and the resulting explosion of energy has created something. For example: If you take oxygen(a form of matter) and hydrogen(a form of matter) and mix them you get a container full of oxygen and hydrogen (two entirely different forms of matter).now let's take a spark( which can come from an explosion of energy) andadd this spark to the container. Poof you have water. Hmm... the energy released by the spark has helped in the creation of a different type of matter.Too bad - you're wrong. Well, give me a solid fact that god exists. Oh, lemme guess: "when you believe, you just KNOW god exists, and he loves us all, and we are going to heaven, and all you pagans burn in hell" Ffs, there is no such a thing as god. Bible is written by men, and it's oldest load of bullshit ever existed.You've got it back to front. And many of you seem confused with the idea of evolution and seem to have this notion that we are 'descended from monkeys / apes' or whatever. This is not what the theory suggests. What it does suggest is that we share a common ancestor - a creature that existed hundreds of millions of years ago that, due to differnet environmental factors and isolation from one another, gradually evolved into different species over a few million years (at least). So for example it doesn't mean a chicken is 'descended from' a duck, but that they shared a common ancestor from which they both descended. By the way, if you have read all this, you are either a very very lonely person or you just scrolled down to the bottom of the page. this is a parody! everything that has been said in this article was copied from pissed off 12 year olds on forums and stuff. But it's kind of obvious, isn't it? Honestly, if you had not realised this was a parody until now, you need to pay more attention at school.