WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER, A.K.A. "THE DOUGHBOY" (the actual AP
> headline)
> >
> >
> > Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her
> > inlaws, and while they went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
> > groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
> > windows
> > rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back
of
> > her
> > head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became
> > concerned and
> > walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and
> > she looked very strange.He asked her if she was okay, and Linda
replied
> > that she'd been
> > shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in
> > for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the
> > car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her
> > hands
> > from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a
wad
> > of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister
> > had exploded from
> > the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the
wad
> > of
> > dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find
> > out what it
> > was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
> > passed
> > out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over
an
> > hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
> > And, yes, Linda is a blonde. |