1. Stick yor palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May
I
borrow a highlighter?"2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on
that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the slicence with a
bodily function noise4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope
into the toliet bowl from a high place and sigh.eight to 6 feet.
Sighrelaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of
humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under
the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet
paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops,
could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what
am
I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt
cheeks
17. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your
"Cross-Dressors Anonymous"newsletter on the floor visiable to the
adjacentstall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you
can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born
Free" |