A cop on horseback is at a traffic light, next to him is a kid on his
bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you've got there. Santa bring
that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Tell Santa next year
to put a tailight on that bike." The kid says, "Nice horse you've got
there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The cop says, "Yeah." The kid says,
"Well tell Santa next year to put the dick underneath the horse instead
of on top." |