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"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was
convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend on reading it."
--Groucho Marx

"Whatever you do, do it with all your might. Work at it, early
and late, in season and out of season, not leaving a stone
unturned, and never deferring for a single hour that which can
be done just as well as now."
--P.T. Barnum

"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286
words, and there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of
Independence. Yet, government regulations on the sale of
cabbage total 26,911 words."
--David McIntosh

"People don't ask for facts in making up their minds. They
would rather have one good, soul-satisfying emotion than
a dozen facts."
--Robert Keith Leavitt

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."
--Confucius

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every
time we fall."
--Confucius

"Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to
add, but when there is nothing left to take away."
--Antoine de Saint Exupery

"Support Bacteria. They're the only culture some
people have."
--Bumpersticker

"God is dead, Marx is dead, and I'm not doing all
that well myself."
--Michel leBris

"Anger is one letter away from danger."
"He who cannot forgive others destroys a bridge over
which he must pass himself. For every man has a need
to be forgiven."
--From a book about Galileo.
Motto taken by Saint John Gaulberto.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody,
come sit next to me. "
--Alice Roosevelt Longworth

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
--Thomas Jefferson

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the
one I've never tried before."
--Mae West

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
--Sir Winston Churchill

"The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows."
--Aristotle Onassis

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
--John F. Kennedy
"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."
--General Douglas MacArthur

"When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty.
I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have
finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong."
--Buckminster Fuller

"A positive attitude won't let you do anything. But it will let you
do everything better than a negative attitude will."
--Zig Ziglar

"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither
does bathing, that's why we recommend it daily."
--Zig Ziglar

"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of
the risks you take."
--Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)

"Pick your friends like you would pick a diamond.
They all start off unpolished, but with a little work,
They can become a sparkle in your life."
--Gary Harrington

"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play
by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from
your heart."

"Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics."
--French Proverb

"Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before
which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish."
--John Quincy Adams

"Failure is only postponed success as long as courage
coaches ambition. The habit of persistence is the habit
of victory."
--Herbert Kaufman

"The best laid plans are compromised by the smallest,
STUPIDEST things!"

"Life consists of problems, living is solving those problems.
You should live life to its fullest and never look back on the
past."
--Unknown

I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I am willing to make the mistakes...
if someone else is willing to learn from them.
Today I will gladly share my experience and advice...
for there are no sweeter words than "I told you so.

"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
--Groucho Marx

"The secret of success is to know something nobody
else knows."
--Aristotle Onassis

"Opportunities multiply as they are seized."
-Sun Tzu

"A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit
to be deemed a scholar."
--Lao-Tzu

"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."
-Tom Stoppard

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