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Yo Mama so fat, before God said let there be light, he said get your fat ass out of the
way!
Yo mama is so fat, she tripped in Queens and landed in the Bronx.
Yo Mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo Mama so fat, scientists saw her through a telescope and declared her a new universe.
Yo mama is so fat when she went to school she sat next to ever body
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "OK!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she bungie jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "to be continued..."
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama is so fat, she don't sit in the house, she sits around the house.
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train to get on her good side!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior picture had to be an arial view!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she fell over and rocked herself asleep trying to get up.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side
just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed
bumps.
Yo mama so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they
spelled out boulevard.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow
her back into the ocean.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in ET, but when she rode the bike across the
moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo mama so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo mama so fat The Himalayas are practice runs to prepare for her.
Yo mama so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get off!!!
Yo mama so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo mama so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama so fat I can take her to the beach and sell her for shade.
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat were in her right now
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma so fat you have to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to have sex
With her
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s
nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the
ground.
Yo momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
Yo momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side
just to get her through
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed
bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her
back!
Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back in the
water
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they
spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow
her back into the ocean.....
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in ET, but when she rode the bike across the
moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel
when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her
as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Yo momma so fat she accidentally got a 747 caught in her teeth
Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to GET OFF!!!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show.
Yo mama's so fat her nickname is, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake.
Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move
her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke the Arch Deluxe.
Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
Yo mama so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mama so fat I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate.
Yo mama's fat that when God said, "Let there be light", he was just telling yo mama to
get outta the
sun's way!
Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck backing up.
Yo mama so fat, if she put on a red raincoat she could be the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling volkswagons!
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it!
Yo mama so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans. Yo mama so smelly, she slows down
Speed
Sticks(tm).
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes out to eat, people say, "Look at the fat lady! Wow,
she's fat!"
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the
ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she was standing down on the street corner, and the police came along
and told
her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the
ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up two Netcom accounts!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade.
Yo mama so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves.
Yo moma is so fat that I had to take 2 planes, a bus, and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get's stuck.
Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now!
Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama so fat, when she puts on a grey sweater people it becomes a cloudy day.
Yo mama is so fat she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Yo
Mama Size.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat,people shout
"Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried to clame her as
a new
continent.
Yo mama is so fat, during summertime she sells shade.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles(tm) popped out.
Yo mama so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo moma's so fat she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet resturant!
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North
America"
Yo mama is so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree.
Yo mama is so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
Yo mama is so fat she when she fell down she broke the law.
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put
coins in her
ear and press her belly button.
Yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction.
Yo mama is so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the stomach!
Yo mama is so fat, when yo family asks for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew out, we could use yo mama as a spare.
Yo mama is so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they ungee jumped and went
straight to hell
Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's
nose
Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy, Free WIlly"
Yo mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the house
Yo mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

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