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Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a TV set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like a refrigerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like Chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair
Jordan.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker
Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley!
Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice
belt!
Yo momma so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said
"breakfast of the champs"
Yo momma so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had
the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Yo momma so slutty that when she heard Santa Claus say HO HO HO she thought she
was getting it three times.
Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man.
Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecoming Disease
Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline.
Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.
Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.
Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaud.
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?!"
Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice.
Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo momma wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo momma teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Yo momma twice the man you are.
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna push me 'round no more."
Yo momma rouchy, the McDonald’s she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS "
Yo momma threw a Frisbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
If my dog had a face as ugly as your momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk
backwards.
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn’t get used to the front
seat!
You were born out of your mother's ass 'cos her cunt was too busy.
I saw your momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
Yo dick is so small, you pee on your nuts.

Yo mama so bald, even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald,you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so bald, that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald, when she put on a turtle neck, and looked like a busted condom.
Yo mama so bald, she looks like an overgrown testicle.
Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on her back
Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
Yo mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
Yo mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped
Goodyear on her and sent her out to
the runway
Yo mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from
eating her fingers.
Yo mama so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her
next visit.
Yo mama so dark they made a movie of her heart transplant called "From the darkest
heart of Africa"
Yo mama so dirty,she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty, she makes a pig look clean.
Yo mama so dirty, crabs carry canteens.
Yo mama so dirty, she used Sure and it got confused.
Yo Mamma's so dirty, that if she was taking a shower for 1000 Years and she came out, a
pig would be still cleaner than her!
Yo mamma's so dirty, that her nickname is "chocolate"
Yo mamma's so dirty, that, a kid once said to her "take off your costume, it's not
halloween yet!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show.
Yo mama's so fat her nickname is, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake.
Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move
her fat butt out of the way.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, she broke the Arch Deluxe.
Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
Yo mama so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mama so fat I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate.
Yo mama's fat that when God said, "Let there be light", he was just telling yo mama to
get outta the
sun's way!
Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck backing up.
Yo mama so fat, if she put on a red raincoat she could be the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo mama is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling volkswagons!
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it!
Yo mama so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans. Yo mama so smelly, she slows down
Speed
Sticks(tm).
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes out to eat, people say, "Look at the fat lady! Wow,
she's fat!"
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the
ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she was standing down on the street corner, and the police came along
and told
her to break it up.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the
ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up two Netcom accounts!
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade.
Yo mama so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves.
Yo moma is so fat that I had to take 2 planes, a bus, and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get's stuck.
Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now!
Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama so fat, when she puts on a grey sweater people it becomes a cloudy day.
Yo mama is so fat she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Yo
Mama Size.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat,people shout
"Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried to clame her as
a new
continent.
Yo mama is so fat, during summertime she sells shade.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles(tm) popped out.
Yo mama so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo moma's so fat she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet resturant!
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North
America"
Yo mama is so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree.
Yo mama is so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
Yo mama is so fat she when she fell down she broke the law.
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put
coins in her
ear and press her belly button.
Yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction.
Yo mama is so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the stomach!
Yo mama is so fat, when yo family asks for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew out, we could use yo mama as a spare.
Yo mama is so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
Yo mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
Yo mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
Yo mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they ungee jumped and went
straight to hell
Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
Yo mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
Yo mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.
Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George Washington's
nose
Yo mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D
Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
Yo mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
Yo mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
Yo mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
Yo mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

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