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-= riddles about men =-= 23 =------------------------------------------------- Who needs a husband? My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace smokes a lot, my cat slinks home in the early morning hours, and I have a physician who looks me over regularly. -= riddles about men =-= 24 =------------------------------------------------- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini. -= riddles about men =-= 25 =------------------------------------------------- How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough. -= riddles about men =-= 26 =------------------------------------------------- Why is it good that we now have female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions. -= riddles about men =-= 27 =------------------------------------------------- Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years? Because even then, men couldn't stop to ask directions. -= riddles about men =-= 28 =------------------------------------------------- What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack. -= riddles about men =-= 29 =------------------------------------------------- How did the angry guy try to kill his pet bird? Throw it off a cliff. -= riddles about men =-= 30 =------------------------------------------------- Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it. -= riddles about men =-= 31 =------------------------------------------------- What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory? Proofread. -= riddles about men =-= 32 =------------------------------------------------- Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? He wanted a foam mattress. -= riddles about men =-= 33 =------------------------------------------------- What does a man say when he looks in a box of Cheerios? "Oh look, donut seeds!" -= riddles about men =-= 34 =------------------------------------------------- Why are men like paper cups? They're dispensable. -= riddles about men =-= 35 =------------------------------------------------- Why do blonde women have bruises around their navels? Blonde men are stupid too. -= riddles about men =-= 36 =------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a man is a WASP? He gets out of the shower to pee. -= riddles about men =-= 37 =------------------------------------------------- What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested? Wear perfume that smells like beer. -= riddles about men =-= 38 =------------------------------------------------- What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. -= riddles about men =-= 39 =------------------------------------------------- When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get? The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath. -= riddles about men =-= 40 =------------------------------------------------- Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. -= riddles about men =-= 41 =------------------------------------------------- What did God say after he created man? "I can do better than this" and he made woman. But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles. And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks. -= riddles about men =-= 42 =------------------------------------------------- How do men define a "50/50" relationship? Women cook, men eat; women clean, men get dirty; women iron, men wrinkle. -= riddles about men =-= 43 =------------------------------------------------- Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. -= riddles about men =-= 44 =------------------------------------------------- Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while. -= riddles about men =-= 45 =------------------------------------------------- Why are men and spray paint alike? One squeeze and they're all over you. -= riddles about men =-= 46 =------------------------------------------------- Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. -= riddles about men =-= 47 =------------------------------------------------- Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. -= riddles about men =-= 48 =------------------------------------------------- Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay. -= riddles about men =-= 49 =------------------------------------------------- Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company. -= riddles about men =-= 50 =------------------------------------------------- Why are women so bad at mathematics? Because men keep telling them that this... |[---------------------->| is 12 inches. -= riddles about men =-= 51 =------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar. -= riddles about men =-= 52 =------------------------------------------------- What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone? Divorced What do you call a woman without an asshole? Divorced. -= riddles about men =-= 53 =------------------------------------------------- What is a macho man? After getting a blow job, he asks the woman, 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me?' What is a more macho man? At the critical moment, he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?' -= riddles about men =-= 54 =------------------------------------------------- What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex. -= riddles about men =-= 55 =------------------------------------------------- What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off. -= riddles about men =-= 56 =------------------------------------------------- Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes. -= riddles about men =-= 57 =------------------------------------------------- Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 50,000 miles, whichever came first. -= riddles about men =-= 58 =------------------------------------------------- How can a woman find out what life's like without a man around? Get married. -= riddles about men =-= 59 =------------------------------------------------- What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men. -= riddles about men =-= 60 =------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a pregnant belly and a beer belly? One gives birth and the other gives burps. -= riddles about men =-= 61 =------------------------------------------------- How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer. -= riddles about men =-= 62 =------------------------------------------------- What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes. -= riddles about men =-= 63 =------------------------------------------------- How are men like UFOs? You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off. -= riddles about men =-= 64 =------------------------------------------------- How is a man like the weather? Nothing can be done to change either one of them. -= riddles about men =-= 65 =------------------------------------------------- How is a man and a sports car alike? Neither one can be depended on and they both move too fast. -= riddles about men =-= 66 =------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football? The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer. -= riddles about men =-= 67 =------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a man and childbirth? One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby. -= riddles about men =-= 68 =------------------------------------------------- What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them. -= riddles about men =-= 69 =------------------------------------------------- How are boyfriends like cockroaches? They hang around the kitchen and it's hard to get rid of them. -= riddles about men =-= 70 =------------------------------------------------- How are men like diplomas? You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it. -= riddles about men =-= 71 =------------------------------------------------- What piece of furniture was named after the typical man? The La-Z-Boy recliner. -= riddles about men =-= 72 =------------------------------------------------- If men had PMS, what would happen? a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it. b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability. c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days. d) All of the above. -= riddles about men =-= 73 =------------------------------------------------- If one man can wash one stack of dishes in one hour, how many stacks of dishes can four men wash in four hours? None. They'll all sit down together and watch football on television. -= riddles about men =-= 74 =------------------------------------------------- What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60? Four guys watching a football game. -= riddles about men =-= 75 =------------------------------------------------- What's a man's worst nightmare? 1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera. 2) His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to. 3) A female boss. 4) He has to ask his wife for money. -= riddles about men =-= 76 =------------------------------------------------- What's the greatest mystery about men? How they can get older but still manage to remain immature. -= riddles about men =-= 77 =------------------------------------------------- How do you keep a man from wanting sex? You marry him. -= riddles about men =-= 78 =------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a man's playing around? He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..." -= riddles about men =-= 79 =------------------------------------------------- What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward? It ends up in his mouth. -= riddles about men =-= 80 =------------------------------------------------- What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing his hair across his head? The truth comes shining through. -= riddles about men =-= 81 =------------------------------------------------- How do most men compare to Mel Gibson? They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks. -= riddles about men =-= 82 =------------------------------------------------- Before money was invented, what did women find attractive about men? -= riddles about men =-= 83 =------------------------------------------------- Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins. -= riddles about men =-= 84 =------------------------------------------------- How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He never had to date one. -= riddles about men =-= 85 =------------------------------------------------- How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy? He *throws* his kisses. -= riddles about men =-= 86 =------------------------------------------------- What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow. -= riddles about men =-= 87 =------------------------------------------------- How can you tell it's puppy love for a man? He slobbers all over you. -= riddles about men =-= 88 =------------------------------------------------- What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars? Dumbbells. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married. -= riddles about men =-= 89 =------------------------------------------------- What are the only two kinds of men? Studs and duds. -= riddles about men =-= 90 =------------------------------------------------- What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) a marriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all of the above -= riddles about men =-= 91 =------------------------------------------------- What could men do to make their marriages last longer? Pay less attention to prenuptial agreements and more to postnuptial affection and sex. -= riddles about men =-= 92 =------------------------------------------------- What does a man notice most when he's at the beach with his girlfriend? Every other woman there. -= riddles about men =-= 93 =------------------------------------------------- How do some men avoid making a wrong career move? They never get a job. -= riddles about men =-= 94 =------------------------------------------------- What is a "man about town"? He's here, there, and everywhere, except home. -= riddles about men =-= 95 =------------------------------------------------- What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company. -= riddles about men =-= 96 =------------------------------------------------- What does a man think foreplay is? a) It's something that you do on the golf course. b) It's something that occurs 2 minutes before having sex. -= riddles about men =-= 97 =------------------------------------------------- Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other? Each one thinks the other is having sex more often. -= riddles about men =-= 98 =------------------------------------------------- What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window. -= riddles about men =-= 99 =------------------------------------------------- Why do so few men end up in heaven? They never stop to ask for directions. The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things: God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats! -= riddles about men =-= 100 =------------------------------------------------- What's the real reason men can't communicate? It's hard to drink beer and talk at the same time. At first, I thought my guy was the strong silent type. But lately, I've realized, he has nothing to say. -= riddles about men =-= 101 =------------------------------------------------- When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them. |
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