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| ECONOMISTS do it at bliss point ECONOMISTS do it cyclically ECONOMISTS do it in an Edgeworth Box ECONOMISTS do it marginally ECONOMISTS do it on demand ECONOMISTS do it risk-free (in reference to the risk-free interest rate) ECONOMISTS do it with a dual ECONOMISTS do it with an atomistic competitor ECONOMISTS do it with crystal balls ECONOMISTS do it with interest EDGAR ALLAN POE did it with the pit and the pendulum EE CUMMINGS does it with ease EGOTISTS do it better than anyone else ELECTRICAL EDUCATION MAJORS teach it by example ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS are shocked when they do it ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it on an impulse ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with faster rise time ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with large capacities ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with less resistance ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more frequency and less resistance ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with more power and at higher frequency ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it with super position ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS do it without shorts ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS resonate until it hertz ELECTRICIAN undo your shorts for you ELECTRICIANS are qualified to remove your shorts ELECTRICIANS check your shorts ELECTRICIANS do it in their shorts ELECTRICIANS do it just to plug it in ELECTRICIANS do it until it Hertz ELECTRICIANS do it with 'no shorts' ELECTRICIANS do it without shorts ELECTRICIANS do it with spark ELECTROCHEMISTS have greater potential ELECTRONICS TECHNICIANS do it in a solid-state ELEPHANTS do it for peanuts ELEVATOR men do it up and down ELITISTS only do it with the best ELVES do it in fairy rings EMAILERS do it between headers EMBALMERS do it with unnatural fluids EMPLOYERS do it to employees EMT's do it in ambulances ENGINEERS are erectionist perfectionists ENGINEERS can barely do it within tolerance ENGINEERS charge by the hour ENGINEERS do it any way they can ENGINEERS do it at calculated angles ENGINEERS do it in Mudd ENGINEERS do it in practice ENGINEERS do it in simple harmonic motion ENGINEERS do it precisely ENGINEERS do it roughly ENGINEERS do it to a first order approximation ENGINEERS do it until they exceed tolerances ENGINEERS do it with a right-handed coordinate system {10} ENGINEERS do it with less energy and greater efficiency ENGINEERS do it with precision ENGINEERS simply neglect it ENGLISH MAJORS do it literally ENGLISH MAJORS do it with an accent ENGLISH MAJORS do it with books ENGLISH MAJORS do it with style ENTOMOLOGISTS do it with insects ENTREPRENEURS do it with creativity and originality ENTYMOLOGISTS do it with bugs ENVIRONMENTALIST do it until it is green ENVIRONMENTALIST recycle it EQUESTRIANS do it in leather ESCAPEES do it on the lam EUNUCHS do without it EVANGALISTS do it with HIM watching EXECUTIVES do it in briefs EXECUTIVES do it in three piece suits EXECUTIVES have large staffs EXISTENTIALISTS do it alone FACTOR ANALYSTS rotate their principal components FAITH HEALERS do it with whatever they can lay their hands on FALSETTOS do it two octaves higher FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all night FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it all weekend FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a dungeon FANTASY ROLEPLAYERS do it in a group FARMERS do it all over the countryside FARMERS do it in the dirt FARMERS do it on a corn field FARMERS plant it deep FARMERS spread it around FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight FEDERAL EXPRESS EMPLOYEES do it overnight FENCERS do it in a full lunge FENCERS do it in the fleche {11} FENCERS do it with a thrust FENCERS do it with three feet of sword FENCERS have good tip control FERGIE does it to piss off Queen Elizabeth FETUSES do it in-vitro FIGHTER PILOTS do it at incredable speeds FINANCE PROFESSORS don't do it at all; apparently FIREMEN are always in heat FIREMEN do it wearing rubber FIREMEN do it with a big hose FIREMEN do it with a lot of heat FIREMEN find `em hot, and leave `em wet FIREMEN have bigger hoses FISHERMEN are proud of their rods FISHERMEN do it for reel FLAGPOLE SITTERS do it in the air FLAUTISTS blow crosswise FLYERS do it in the air FLYERS do it on top, upside down, or rolling FM DISC JOCKEYS do it in stereo and with high fidelity FOOD SCIENTISTS do it in modified atmospheres FOOD SCIENTISTS do it on the lab bench FOOD SCIENTISTS do it qualitatively FOOD SCIENTISTS do it scientifically FOOD SCIENTISTS do it with food FOOD SCIENTISTS do it with modified starches FOOD SCIENTISTS do several trials FOOD SCIENTISTS experiment FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it in pads FOOTBALL PLAYERS do it offensively/defensively FORESTERS do it in trees FORGERS do it hot FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps FORTH PROGRAMMERS do it from behind FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with SOAP FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS do it with double precision FORTRAN PROGRAMMERS just DO it FORTUNE TELLERS do it with crystal balls FOUR-WHEELERS do it with better grip FOUR-WHEELERS eat more bush FRANK SINATRA does it his way FRATERNITY MEN do it with their little sisters FRENCH HORN *****- self-explanatory FREUD found it everywhere FRUIT FARMERS can do it with melons FRUSTRATED HACKERS use self-modifying infinite perversion FURRIERS appreciate good beaver FUZZY THEORISTS both do it and don't do it GAMBLERS do it on a hunch GAMBLERS do it with a kidde (kitty) GAME WARDENS do it with animal instinct GAMERS do it by the rules GARBAGEMEN come once a week GARDENERS do it by trimming your bush GARDENERS do it in bed GARDENERS do it on the bushes GARDENERS do it twice a year and then mulch it GARDENERS have 50 foot hoses GAS STATION ATTENDANTS pump all day GAYS do it better in the end GENERALS have something to do with the stars GENETISTS do it with sick genes GEOGRAPHERS do it continentally GEOGRAPHERS do it everywhere GEOGRAPHERS do it globally GEOLOGISTS are great explorers GEOLOGISTS do it eruptively, with glow, and always smoke afterwards GEOLOGISTS do it in folded beds GEOLOGISTS do it to get their rocks off GEOLOGISTS do it with rocks GEOLOGISTS know how to make the bedrock GEOMANCERS do it with numbers GEOMETERS do it constructively GEORGE BUSH does it in a kinder, gentler way GEORGE did it in the Bush GEORGE did it with a Bush in hand GERALD FORD does it on his face GIRL SCOUTS do it with cookies GNOMES are too short to do it GNOMES do it with fishing rods (etc...) GNOMES do it with mushrooms GNU PROGRAMMERS do it for free and they don't give a damn about look & feel GOLF PLAYERS always sink their putts GOLFERS do it as a matter of course GOLFERS do it in 18 holes GOLFERS do it with clubs GOLFERS get teed off GOLFERS sometimes lose their balls when they do it GRADUATES do it by degrees GRAMMARIANS do it in conjunction GRAMMARIANS do it with a dangling participle GRAMMARIANS do it with clause GRAMMARIANS do it with interjection GRAMMARIANS do it with punctuation GRAVE DIGGERS do it as a matter of corpse (pardon the pun) GRAVE DIGGERS do it with shovels GRAVEDIGGERS die to do it GREEKS do it with their brothers and sisters GREYHOUND DRIVERS do it with fewer stops GUITAR PLAYERS do it with a G-string GUITAR PLAYERS (LEFT HANDED) do it strung upside down GUITAR PLAYERS fret about it GUITAR PLAYERS had their licks GUITAR PLAYERS have their pick GUITARISTS strum it with their pick GYMNASTS do it with grace GYMNASTS mount and dismount well GYMNASTS perform floor exercises GYNEACOLOGISTS mostly sniff, watch and finger HACKERS appreciate virtual dresses HACKERS are I/O experts HACKERS avoid deadly embrace HACKERS discover the powers of two HACKERS do it a little bit HACKERS do it absolutely HACKERS do it all night HACKERS do it at link time HACKERS do it attached HACKERS do it automatically HACKERS do it bottom up HACKERS do it bug-free HACKERS do it by the numbers HACKERS do it concurrently HACKERS do it conditionally HACKERS do it detached HACKERS do it digitally HACKERS do it discretely HACKERS do it during PM HACKERS do it during downtime HACKERS do it efficiently HACKERS do it faster HACKERS do it forever even when they're not supposed to HACKERS do it globally HACKERS do it graphically HACKERS do it immediately HACKERS do it in O(n log n) HACKERS do it in SEXTRAN HACKERS do it in a HRRI HACKERS do it in batches HACKERS do it in dumps HACKERS do it in less space HACKERS do it in libraries HACKERS do it in loops HACKERS do it in parallel HACKERS do it in stacks HACKERS do it in the microcode HACKERS do it in the software HACKERS do it in trees HACKERS do it in two states HACKERS do it indirectly HACKERS do it interactively HACKERS do it iteratively HACKERS do it loaded HACKERS do it locally HACKERS do it randomly HACKERS do it recursively HACKERS do it reentrantly HACKERS do it relocatably HACKERS do it sequentially HACKERS do it synchronously HACKERS do it top down HACKERS do it with DDT HACKERS do it with all sorts of characters HACKERS do it with bugs HACKERS do it with computers HACKERS do it with demons HACKERS do it with editors HACKERS do it with fewer instructions HACKERS do it with high priority HACKERS do it with insertion sorts HACKERS do it with interrupts HACKERS do it with key strokes HACKERS do it with open windows HACKERS do it with phantoms HACKERS do it with quick sorts HACKERS do it with recursive descent HACKERS do it with side effects HACKERS do it with simultaneous access HACKERS do it with slaves HACKERS do it with their fingers HACKERS do it with words HACKERS do it without a net HACKERS do it without arguments HACKERS do it without detaching HACKERS do it without proof of termination HACKERS do it without protection HACKERS do it without you even knowing it HACKERS don't do it -- they're hacking all the time HACKERS get off on tight loops HACKERS get overlaid HACKERS have better software tools HACKERS have faster access routines HACKERS have good hardware HACKERS have high bawd rates HACKERS have high bod rates HACKERS have it where it counts HACKERS have response time HACKERS know all the right MOVs HACKERS know what to diddle HACKERS make it quick HACKERS multiply with stars HACKERS penetrate further HACKERS stay logged in longer HACKERS stay up longer HACKERS take big bytes HAIR STYLISTS are shear pleasure HAIRDRESSERS do it with curling irons HAIRDRESSERS give the best blow jobs HAM OPERATORS do it with a meat slicer (butchers) HAM OPERATORS do it with frequency HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it till their GigaHertz HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with higher frequency HAM RADIO OPERATORS do it with more frequency HANDYMEN PERFORM odd jobs around the house HANDYMEN do it with their tools HANDYMEN do it with whatever is available HANDYMEN like good screws HANDYMEN like to pound it in HANG-GLIDERS do it in the air HARDWARE HACKERS are a charge HARDWARE HACKERS do it closely coupled HARDWARE HACKERS do it electrically HARDWARE HACKERS do it intermittently HARDWARE HACKERS do it noisily HARDWARE HACKERS do it on a bus HARDWARE HACKERS do it over a wide temperature range HARDWARE HACKERS do it with AC and DC HARDWARE HACKERS do it with bus drivers HARDWARE HACKERS do it with charge HARDWARE HACKERS do it with connections HARDWARE HACKERS do it with emitter-coupled logic HARDWARE HACKERS do it with female banana plugs HARDWARE HACKERS do it with male connectors HARDWARE HACKERS do it with maximum ratings HARDWARE HACKERS do it with power HARDWARE HACKERS do it with resistance HARDWARE HACKERS do it with transceivers HARDWARE HACKERS do it with uncommon emitters into open collectors HARDWARE HACKERS have faster rise times HARDWARE HACKERS have sensitive probes HARDWARE HACKERS like to finger the mainframe HARDWARE buffs do it in nanoseconds HARDWARE designers' performance is hardware dependant HARPISTS do it by pulling strings HAWAIIANS do it volcanicly HEADQUARTERS controls it HEADQUARTERS knows nothing about it HEDGEHOGS do it cautiously HEDGHOGS do it with a 1000 pricks HEINZ does it with great relish HEISENBURG probably did it HELICOPTER PILOTS do it while hovering HELICOPTER PILOTS do it with autorotation HERC PILOTS deliver bigger loads HERMITS do it alone HEWLETT PACKARD does it with precision HIKERS do it naturally HISTORIANS did it HISTORIANS do it for prosperity HISTORIANS do it over long periods of time HISTORIANS do it with dates HISTORIANS study who did it HOBBITS do it only if it isn't dangerous HOCKEY PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes HOCKEY PLAYERS do it on the ice HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with a snap-shot HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with long, curved sticks HOCKEY PLAYERS do it with their sticks HOCKEY PLAYERS do it; so what? HOCKEY PLAYERS like to puck HOCKEY PLAYERS spend two minutes in the box HOCKEY PLAYERS use hard sticks HOMEOPATHS do it in potency HORN PLAYERS do it French style HORSEBACK RIDERS do it in the stable HORSEBACK RIDERS stay in the saddle longer HOUDINI did it in a straitjacket HOWARD STERN does it tastelessly HUNTERS do it in the bush HUNTERS do it with a bang HUNTERS do it with a big gun HUNTERS eat what they shoot HUNTERS go deeper into the bush HURDLERS do it every 10 meters HYDROGEOLOGISTS do it till they're all wet HYPERTRICHOLOGISTS do it with intensity HYPNOTISTS do it beguilingly HYPNOTISTS do it on the count of three I just do it I/O HACKERS do it without interrupt I/O HACKERS have to condition their device first ICHTHYOLOGISTS do it with fish ILLUSIONISTS do it with smoke & mirrors ILLUSIONISTS fake it ILLUSIONISTS only look like they're doing it IMELDA MARCOS does it with 3000 pairs of shoes INDIVIDUALIST does it with himself INDUCTORS dissipate after doing it INDUCTORS do it without physical contact INFANTRYMEN are ordered to do it INFANTRYMEN do it in the trench INFECTIOUS DISEASE RESEARCHERS do it with breeding and culture INFORMATION THEORISTS analyze it with Wiener filters INSURANCE SALESMEN are premium lovers INTELLIGENCE knows nothing about it INTERIOR DECORATORS do it all over the house INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS MAJORS do it with diplomacy INTERPRETERS do it manually and orally INTROVERTS do it alone INVENTORS find a way to do it INVESTMENT ANALYSTS do it with security IRS does it everywhere IRS does it to everyone ITALIANS do it better {12} ITERATORS do it, do it, do it, do it.... 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