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| STAR WARS JOKES AND OTHER GOOD HILARIOUS AND TRUTHFUL INFORMATION On this page you will find all sorts of neat and hilarious but true things about star wars. TOP TEN REASONS WHILE STAR WARS IS BETTER THAN: POKEMON DRAGONBALLZ DIGIMON STAR TREK ANY OTHER MOVIE 10. Star Wars is actually exciting and fun to watch all the time, unlike some of the things mentioned above. 9. There is no equivalant to the death star in star trek. 8. The whole thing doesn't revolve around 'cards'. 7. The names are original- Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, Anakin.....(must I go on?!)....compare that to 'Montogomery' and 'James'. 6. When they say something is going to come out, it comes out. (unlike the star trek movies and the new show which never come out!) 5. It's not called 'STARWARSMON' or 'STARWARSZ' or 'Trek To The Stars'. 4. Yes, some of the shows had good music, but nothing even comes close to comparing to John Williams soundtrack Im perial March. 3. Luke Skywalker could beat Pikachu and all his smelly furry little friends with a wave of his hand, i don't care what the hell they morph into. 2. The terms are original- hyperdive, repulsor lift, lightsaber, blaster....compare that to 'phaser' and 'Alpha Quadrant' and 'Deep Space Nine'. 1. Q vs a Jedi? Who wins? Oh, a Jedi easily. EPISODE 2 TITLE: ALTERNITAVES Here are some alternative titles for Episode 2......... The Cloned Menace The Phantom Clone A New Clone A Clone hope The Empire Clones Back The Clones Strike Back Return Of The Clones HERE ARE JUST SOME PLAIN JOKES............... Maybe Jedi aren't so smart after all........ A jedi knight walks into the Mos Epsa cantina and takes a seat at a table in a far corner. Another Jedi Knight walks in ten minutes later and sits across from him and says: "So, what's the deal?" The other jedi responds: "We'll talk when the drinks come." The jedi wait calmly and patienly for there drinks to come. After about a half an hour with no drinks yet, the jedi that came in second stands up and says: "I'll go get em for us, ok?" The other Jedi merely nods. Ten minutes later the jedi returns to the table and says: "The bar attendant says you didn't order any drinks at all." The other jedi frowns and says:"Well usually they bring them to us without us asking." The other jedi sits down, his face in pure shock and says in a high, surprised tone: " This is the Mos Espa cantina, Kyp. You worked here for ten years, and you still don't know that you have to walk up to the bar to get your drink!!!!???" The other jedi, his face equally surprised looking as his comrades says: "I worked here for ten years?" |
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