Bob went to see his doctor Monday morning since he was bruised and beat
up pretty bad. The doc asked him what happened. Bob says:
"I was in church Sunday and we stood up to sing a a church song and the
lady in front of me was rather large and her dress got stuck in the
crack of her buttocks. I knew she didn't want that so I reached over and
pulled it out. She got mad and beat the heck out of me."
A couple weeks later the man went back to the same doctor and was beat up again. The Doc asked him what happened this time.
Bob said: "We were in church again on Sunday and by chance this same
lady was in front of me and we stood up to sing a song and guess what,
her dress was stuck in the crack of her buttocks. The guy next to me
reached over and pulled it out , but I knew she did't want it pulled out
so I reached over and shoved it back in."
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