Bumper Stickers - Playstation - http://maxpages.com/starshq/Bumper

Have you seen these bumperstickers ?

1.Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.

2.Necrophilia: That uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one.

3.Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.

4.Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this,my wife fell off.

5.If you can beat me, you can eat me! (seen on a Corvette driven by
a"drop-dead gorgeous blonde")

6.If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a
Jeep).

7.Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

8.A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

9.Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

10.Remember folks: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.

11.GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.

12.If walking is so good for you, then why does my mailman look like Jabba
the Hut??

13.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

14.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

15.Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

16.We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

17.Boldly going nowhere.

18.Don't be sexist - broads hate that!

19.Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.

20.He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged.

21.If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now.

22.WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition.

23.What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

24.Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

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