Miscellaneous - http://maxpages.com/starfire7s/MEN_OR_WOMEN

For Women:

The male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status.
Attendance in at least 10 is mandatory:

1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
2. Doing Housework Without Complaining
3. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford,
Not What You Can Charge
4. Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping
Without My Friends)
5. Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
6. Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking
Like Your Mother
7. Sex: Learning How to Initiate
8. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
9. Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
10. Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
11. The Toilet Seat: I Can Put It Down
12. Sex Thesaurus: Alternatives to "Make Love"
13. "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks"
Are Not Synonymous
14. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and
Not Embarrass Him
15. The Remote Control: Don't Touch What
You Can't Handle
16. You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
17. Honest, You Don't Look Like Kim Bassinger --
But You're Acceptable
18. Hair spray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
(formerly One Can Is Enough)
19. Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
20. Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
21. Sex: More Than Just Lying There
22. Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less
Than Four Hours
23. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
24. Makeup: The Less is More Theory
25. Nagging: Stop the Insanity!

FOR MEN

Once again, the female staff will be offering
courses to men of any marital status. Class size will
be limited to 18 as material may prove to be difficult.

101 Combating Stupidity
102 You Too Can Do Housework
103 P.M.S. - Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas - Give Us Money
106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly Called "Don't Wash My Silks")
108 Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception
109 Get a Life - Learn How To Cook
110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111 Spelling -Even You Can Get It Right
112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 You - The Weaker Sex
114 Reasons To Give Flowers
115 How To Stay Awake After Sex
116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
Anywhere But the Bathroom
117 Garbage - Getting It To the Curb
118 SEX 118A - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You
Really Try SEX
118B - The Morning Dilemma - If It's Awake, Take a Shower
119 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency
123 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 Honest, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially
When Naked
127 Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works
128 The Attainable Goal - Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 Real Men Ask For Directions
130 How To Take Illness Like a Man

If sufficient interest is shown and
qualified instructors can be found,
the course offerings may be expanded.

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Father: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give
her this envelope. Tell her that since you are now 18
this is the LAST check she'll ever see from me for
child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face."

Daughter: "OK"

Later....

Daughter: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope.
He said to tell you that since I'm now 18 this is the
LAST child support payment he'll ever have to make to
you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your
face."

Mother: "Next time you visit your father tell him that
after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's
not your father. Then, stand back and watch the expression on HIS face.

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