Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen,
then what's that?
Hand me that ..uh ..that uh....thingie.
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml
of this stuff before?
Dang! There go the lights again...
"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys..
and this guy's got two of'em.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well folks, THIS will be an experiment
for all of us.
What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change...
OK, now take a picture from this
angle. This is truly a freak of nature
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
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The married business executive had to
make a trip to West Palm Beach alone for
his corporation. After a few days he was
enjoying himself so much that he decided
to stay another week as part of his vacation.
Wanting to share this newly discovered
paradise, he wired his bachelor friend:
"Take the next plane for a fun week on me.
Bring my wife and your mistress."
His friend was quick to wire back: "Your wife
and I arriving tomorrow 11:30 a.m. How long
have you known about us?
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A man and a woman walk into a very posh
Rodeo Drive furrier.
"Show the lady your finest mink!" the
fellow exclaims. So the owner of the
shop goes in back and comes out with
an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat.
As the lady tries it on, the furrier
discreetly whispers to the man, "Ah, sir,
that particular fur goes for $65,000."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!"
"Very good, sir." Says the shop owner.
"Today is Saturday. You may come by on
Monday to pick it up, after the check
has cleared."
So the man and the woman leave.
On Monday, the fellow returns.
The store owner is outraged:
"How dare you show your face in here?!
There wasn't a single penny in your
checking account!!"
"I just had to come by," grinned
the guy, "to thank you for the most
enjoyable week-end of my life!"
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