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ANYONE TAKE OFFENSE AT IT!

GET THE IDEA? LOL

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves
had been in her car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering
wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,"
she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could
start, the phone rang a second time and the same
voice came over the line.

"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."

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Q. WHAT DO BLONDE'S AND BRUNETTE'S HAVE IN COMMON?
A. NOTHING.

1.) What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop.

2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

3.) Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for
four hours they finally saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" so they
turned around and went home.

4.) What do SMART Blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.

5.) What did the Blonde say when she opened the box of Cheerios?
Oh look, Daddy...Doughnut seeds.

6.) Why did the Blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.

7.) Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

8.) How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

9.) Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!

10.) What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

11.) How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
There is white-out all over the monitor.

12.) Why shouldn't Blondes have coffee breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them.

13.) A brunnette goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of
her
body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my
arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where
you
ever a Blonde?"
"Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?"
The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!"

14.) A Blonde and a brunnette were walking outside when the brunnette
said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Blonde looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"

BLONDE'S REVENGE ON BLONDE JOKES

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt.

Q. Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A. Fisher-Price

Q. Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A. The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Q. Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
A. It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache

Q. Why is the color brunette considered evil?
A. When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch?

Q. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
A. Check her for a pulse

Q. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A. A brunette rabbit

Q. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
A. "What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"

Q. Why did God create brunettes?
A. So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

Q. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A. The invitation

Q. Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
A. From their underarms

Q. Why do brunettes have to pay an extra
$2,000 for a breast job?
A. Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch

Q. How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on
Saturday night?
A. Startled.

Q. What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A. A hostage

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